Look in the Sky…It’s Mayor Cory Booker!
Recently released FBI statistics show that crime in Newark New Jersey has plummeted 75 percent, ever since Mayor Cory Booker began his one-man night patrols around the once … Read more
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Political Activist Group Petition Drive Runs Amok
The Political Activist Group “Making Change” is reaching out to their contributor base, asking for ideas for new petitions to keep the heat on Washington and Wall Street. … Read more
Lost Journal: The Case of the Hungry, Stupid Mover
By Tim Mollen Journal entry: March 21, 2002 (age 32) If helping someone move is socially challenging for the best of friends, it is colossally awkward for complete … Read more
One Day of GOP News Feed
Glen Beck: Most Americans are in bed with absolute evil and worshiping Baal
“One of the problems we have even as Christians is I’ll guarantee you most Christians cannot tell you the two parables Jesus taught about capital gains tax, nor can the te…
Angrier Birds: The Republican Primary Race
By Will Durst Some small-minded pundits are guaranteed to grouchily opine this is neither the time nor the place to be re-circulating unfounded conspiracy theories. Then again, mightn’t … Read more
Restaurant Chain in North Korea Closes as Food Aid Cancelled
PYONGYANG – A new restaurant chain in North Korea delayed the launch of several new locations after the United States announced it would no longer provide food aid … Read more
Do You “Like” My Brilliant New Facebook Idea?
By Liz Lowe and Roz Warren Since Facebook isn’t going to start charging us for membership, I’ve decided to go ahead and institute my own membership structure and … Read more
Something Scarier Than Friday 13th?
Professor isolates new compound fear worse than Friday 13th: Mittotrickstertriskaidekaphobia Many folks have a fear of the number thirteen, a phobia known as triskaidekaphobia. Taking that one step … Read more
Mouseland
Thanks to Will Shetterly for finding this wonderful parable that is as valid today as ever.
Just click on his name above.
Be seeing you.
Paranoids Without Partners
Just the thing for the Glen Beck fan living in his mom’s basement on your shopping list!
Hook up with someone who’ll skin and eat you when the canned food runs out!
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