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Local woman, Margaret McDillon, has been moved out of the house on Elm Street that she called home for 57 years and into a condo on Main Street.
āOh, there are so many new things Iāll have to get used to,ā said Maggie, a name she came to feel com…
Hooters sponsors a National Hooky Day on Friday for fans who want to cut work and watch the NCAA tournament. Calls came flooding into the U.S. Capitol to … Read more
Why did the CEO sell his grandmother? He wanted to get rid of her before depreciation lowered her value any more. Why did the CEO want to have … Read more
They’s lots more where these come from Willard
While Gov. Mitt Romney did everything he could to fit in with the locals in the Southern states of Alabama and Mississippi, he still ended up third at the polls behind Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich.
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By Stanford Chandler Just as Lio, Mark Tatulliās brilliant comic creation, faces up to monsters (real or imagined), the cartoonist confronts the economic mess into which newspapers have … Read more
When I was growing up in Pleasantville in the mid ’60s the only place that a Caucasian female breast might be seen was in the Playboy magazine that … Read more
See Jeb? See Jeb Run? Run, Jeb, Run.
Rumors are still swirling that Jeb Bush is considering putting his name in the hat for the GOP nomination. But, if there is one thing you should know about the Bush family it is this, they donāt do anything with…
Artist did what any concerned citizen would do: Start a Facebook group A Faux News Exclusive by Robert Tutton NEW YORK ā A group of Williamsburg residents has … Read more
Coca-Cola rid its formula of trace amounts of carcinogen Friday. The original formula a hundred years ago included sugar, chocolate and cocaine. Everything was fine until the Germans … Read more
