Dems Nixed Ideas: Who Thought Up the Friggin’ Paddles?
Here are the nine nixed ideas for the Democratic protest of Trump’s lies at the State of the Union Address. I can report the 9 nixed ideas because … Read more
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Humor Times 34th Anniversary Issue is OUT: the Political Satire Revolution Continues!
We are proud present the Humor Times 34th Anniversary Issue! The Humor Times 34th Anniversary Issue is out, get your copy today! With it, we are proud to … Read more
1000 Batshit Crazy Ideas of a Very Stable Genius, #758: National Parks
President Trump is full of batshit crazy ideas, and his latest involves America’s National Parks. By Donald A. Ranard, transcribed from the head of Donald Trump. I don’t … Read more
Top 20 Reasons Trump Would Want to Make Puerto Rico the 51st State
President Trump has set his sights on Puerto Rico as the 51st State — Here are his top 10 reasons. After his grand plans to annex Canada and … Read more
Elon Musk: A Poem
“Of all the planets on which to buy the farm Mars is the one that’s got the most charm,” declared Elon Musk, a super-rich guy who wished to … Read more
4-Minute Interview with Amazon Founder Jeff Bezos
Interview with Amazon founder Jeff Bezos, conducted by Humor Times Conservative Capitol Correspondent Llib Epot. Jeff Bezos, Amazon founder and one of the world’s wealthiest persons, announced today … Read more
Narcississies, Supremasissies, Psychosissies, Oh My!
Together they make a “big pot of Sissy Stew,” says a former CIA psychiatrist about certain government workers exhibiting social disorders. Oh my, indeed. “Put them all … Read more
Trump Signs Executive Order Changing the Official Language from English to American
Trump: “We’ve been speaking British for far too long,” signs executive order changing the official language to American. On Saturday, President Trump made good on one of his … Read more
Global Financier Says Buy Eggs, Not Gold
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Global financier is bullish on eggs and egg-related investments, bearish on “boring old” gold. World famous global financier Dr. Snatche DeCash, chairman … Read more
Now Is the Time to Push for a Democratic Democratic Party
Sen. Bernie Sanders is a leader who actually leads, as he pushes for a really democratic Democratic Party. Once again, Sen. Bernie Sanders is showing that he’s a … Read more
