DeSantis Takes On ‘Woke’ Hurricane Ian
Hurricane Ian won’t be messing around with Florida any longer, says proud Gov. Ron DeSantis Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis demanded today that “woke” Hurricane Ian reimburse residents for … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/11/17
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Category 3 Hurricane Really Half-Assing It
Despite being afforded every opportunity since birth, Hurricane Chet is simply not living up to expectations. Expectations were significantly lowered this week after it became clear Hurricane Chet … Read more
Occupy Lives, and Changes Lives
Occupy movement flourishes in post-encampment phase By Carl Gibson, Reader Supported News I know what it’s like to be hounded by bill collectors. And regardless of how I … Read more
This Just In: God Created Hurricane Sandy to Help Occupy Movement
In true Lazarus fashion, God raises Occupy from the dead Intrepid Reuters news reporters have uncovered evidence that the immense Hurricane Sandy, so huge that it was dubbed … Read more
Early Romney Voters in Ohio Asking for Do-Over After Sandy
‘Voter’s remorse’ strikes as real-world problems highlight differences between candidates Requests are flooding the Ohio Supervisor of Elections office in Columbus, Ohio from early voters who want their … Read more
Frankenstorm: What Caused It?
Make your voice heard! Answer this poll on the Frankenstorm! A terrible “Frankenstorm” has struck the Northeast. There is some debate as to what caused it. Everyone has … Read more
Intense Campaign Negativity Creates Huge Psychic Vortex Over Atlantic
Northeast ‘Frankenstorm’ may have genesis in nasty campaign battle The heat generated by the campaign battle between the two rivaling political parties vying for the U.S. Presidency has … Read more
Where Are All the Hellfire and Brimstone Preachers When You Need Them?
Hurricane Isaac Sets its Sites on the Republican National Convention: But the Preachers Have Gone Silent! HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!!! Where are all the Hellfire and Brimstone preachers … Read more
