Trump’s ‘Deport LA’ Begins with Los Angeles Dodgers
Dispatches from SNN 5 Star Extra Special Edition! President begins deporting the Los Angeles Dodgers. President Donald Trump’s “Deport LA” program was to have kicked off in July, but … Read more
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Special Riot Issue: President Trump to Deport Los Angeles
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Special Riot Issue: Trump to Deport Los Angeles; Getting a Federal Grant to Fund a Riot; Secret to a Great Riot. President … Read more
Gazing Into Our Fearful Future Will Take… Crystal Balls!
Here are the Top 10 Predictions for our fearful future – bound to turn a U.S. Optimist into a Canadian! Suddenly after one election, our whole world feels upside … Read more
A Kakistocracy Takes Over Immigration Policy
Trumpers who had cheered his draconian immigration policy ideas are stunned – stunned! – that he actually meant what he ranted about. Social media has been lighting up … Read more
Melania Trump Mistakes Immigration Ceremony for Spa Day
The former first lady arrived at an immigration ceremony wearing a white robe and slippers, ready for spa day. Washington D.C. — Officials at the National Archives Museum … Read more
Johnson Introduces ‘Comprehensive’ Immigration Bill
GOP House prepares hard-line comprehensive legislation for new president. Addressing the chamber he heads, House Speaker Mike Johnson outlined the provisions of H.R. 01-06-21, which he promised would … Read more
Trump Shields Mobster Fleeing Federal Custody
A hit man from a New York State crime family asked Trump to help shield him after escaping federal custody, say authorities. A mobster who murdered three people … Read more
Coffee Shortage Sparks Nationwide Panic
A global coffee shortage has sparked a panic this week among those who are dependent on their morning lift. A coffee shortage has sparked a nationwide panic this … Read more
Vice President Kamala Harris Unveils Plan to End Immigrant Border Crisis Forever
The Biden administration has a plan to solve the border crisis once and for all. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Upon returning from her much-heralded trip to … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Wall Street Bullishit!
Wall Street is full of bullishit! Minimum wages war on the poor. As the rich get richer, the middle-class becomes more and more poor-us. Ted “Yes I Cancun” … Read more
