This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Immaculate Deception
“Orange Jesus” is the immaculate deception. Jesus told us to believe. “Orange Jesus” tells us to make believe. The wholly weak-minded worship Trump religiously. “Orange Jesus” is Lard … Read more
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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Trump’s Marionette-Worth
Trump’s marionette-worth is highly valued by Putin. Republicans keep Russian around with disinformation. MAGA dissents into calami-TEA. Democracy isn’t broken, it’s being held hostage. Hate never made anything … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Orange Squeal
What do you get when you combine cowardly-yellow with hate-red? Orange squeal! Our political landscape is being poisoned by agent orange. A guilty party leads the guile-tea party. … Read more
Future News: Independent Voters Flee to Canada
Independent voters who swept Republicans into power now see the chaos they’ve unleashed and are heading to Canada in droves. Independent voters who swept Republicans into power nationally … Read more
Senator Collins Buys Brooklyn Bridge
Breaking news: Maine Senator Susan Collins has purchased the Brooklyn Bridge for an undisclosed sum. Senator Susan Collins from Maine announced today that she had purchased the Brooklyn … Read more
No End Zone in Sight for Ohio GOP Rep, a Former NFL Player
Rep. Gonzalez will have no end zone celebration, as he is being blitzed by Republicans for daring to vote for impeachment. Pity poor Anthony Gonzalez. Congressman Gonzalez, who … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Down a Rabid Hole
Yet again, Republicans follow Trump down a rabid hole. The tea party herd what Trump demanded. After pushing his supporters over the edge, Trump now throws them under … Read more
Trump’s Impeachment Trial Attorney: I Got Nothin’!
Two brilliant yesteryear Comics parody Donald Trump’s 2nd Impeachment Trial Defense Attorneys, jibber jabber who come up with *Bupkis! *Bupkis: Democrats chances of winning this impeachment trial… but … Read more
The Academy Awards Goes to Washington
Walk the Red, White & Blue Carpet with me as we watch them give out the 2020 Academy Awards — where everyone goes home with something! And the … Read more
News of the Future: Trump’s Second Impeachment
After he shot a man in cold blood on 5th Avenue in New York last week, a second impeachment of Donald Trump has commenced. For the second time … Read more
