God Bless the Nurses. And Please Hurry!

Jim Hightower, Humor Times

Every religion prioritizes care for the needy, so God bless the nurses! Every religion prioritizes care for the needy. Christianity’s Benedictine Rule, for example, puts care of the … Read more

Homicide Insurance Now Available in the U.S.

Homicide Insurance Now Available in the U.S.

Slobovian Life and Casualty to offer Americans affordable homicide insurance. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN Mass Destruction reporter Aindissa Bytche recently broke the news that Slobovian … Read more

President Biden Makes Major Post-Midterm Announcements

President Biden Makes Major Post-Midterm Announcements

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) In some important announcements after the midterm elections, Biden reassures the nation. In his post-midterm announcements, President Biden stated that “Democracy is … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Happy Earth Day to You!

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Happy Earth Day to You!

Celebrate Earth Day now for your presence in the future. The global warming debate: Speculating on weather or not. It’s not nice to fuel Mother Nature! Soon we … Read more

Unaffordable We Don’t Care Insurance

Unaffordable We Don’t Care Insurance

Might as well call it the Unaffordable Care Act. Just tried to sign up for the Affordable Care Act insurance before the deadline. Guess I should, after I … Read more

Here’s the Real Deal on ‘Medicare for All’

Jim Hightower, Humor Times

Medicare for All would cover every American — from birth to death — and would actually reduce what we pay for health care. What do we want our … Read more

Is Health Care More Important Than Health Care Profits?

Jim Hightower, Humor Times

A majority of Americans want a major overhaul of our corporate health care system. Last year, Donald Trump said something stupid. OK, nothing astonishing about that — just … Read more

Patient Treated for Mysterious Medical Condition Known Only as ‘EDXYZ’

Patient Treated for Mysterious Medical Condition Known Only as ‘EDXYZ’

He later required treatment for the medical condition caused by the first prescription. Erwin Drexell is ferclempt over what he calls the pharmaceutical industry’s attempt to make up … Read more

Push, Push, Push: How Movements Succeed

Jim Hightower, Humor Times

Candidates and volunteers who lose a vote but run good campaigns are, in fact, winners. It’s how movements succeed. There’s a sports cliche, often applied to political races, … Read more

How to Get a Health Care System for People, Not Just for Corporate Profit

Jim Hightower, Humor Times

Medicare for All is proven, no-hassle, quality care. Believe it or not, we can get Congress to enact a new program providing good quality, lower-cost health care for … Read more

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