Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/8/18
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to! The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/20/17
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
New iPhone X Allows Baby Boomers to Complain about Medicare-for-All from Comfort of Free Doctor Visit
Apple’s surprise announcement of the iPhone X finally let’s the War Babies publicly decry public assistance to anyone but them. Apple introduced three new iPhone models this week, … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/10/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
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FBI vs Apple: Battle Royale between the righteous and the wicked This huge brouhaha between the FBI and Apple Inc. has escalated into a Battle Royale between the … Read more
Animal Farm 2.0 Attacked as Controversial Children’s Book
It’s not the only recent children’s book to spark criticism from the right. According to Ben Carson, the American author, presidential candidate and close friend of God, “On … Read more
6 Exciting New Apps Revolutionizing the Way You Hate Your Technology
New apps that could change your online habits in radical new ways. By Daniel Kahn Do you ever get tired of habitually checking your mobile phone notifications 3 … Read more
Siri Flunks Jewish
When it comes to Jewish, Siri often lets me down I generally have a love affair with Siri. She – as available on my iPhone 5 – gets … Read more
New Fad: iPhones Installed Directly in Head to Replace Brains
With the ultimate iPhone plug-in, no thinking is needed! In the latest cool trend to hit the streets, masses of young people are getting their iPhones installed right … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/29/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
