Where’s My Apple iPony?
The new Apple iPhone is like iGoldilocks: There’s a small, a medium and a large. Shake off the blues, put on your shoes, and tell grandma the news: … Read more
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Apple Set to Purchase Boob-Squeezing Simulator for iWatch
New iWatch Technology ‘Increases levels of intimacy for consenting users’ CUPERTINO CA — Apple CEO Tim Cook announced today that his company is negotiating the purchase of Occulis … Read more
Smart Phone Zombies
Zombified into stupidity by smart phones You see them staggering down our streets, heads bowed as if in prayer, making the occasional grunting noise. Mindless drooling de-animated human … Read more
Bright Light – Dark Theater: Too Smart for a Smart Phone
Resisting the urge to buy a fancy-smancy smart phone By Michael Larson Nope! I’m not going to get it. No way! Rather than give in to the ‘dark … Read more
Apple Cancels iPhone 5, Re-releases Original Palm Pilot
After iPhone troubles, basic palm pilot seen as glitch-free product to reboot company Apple CEO Tim Cook, looking to go in another direction with the company, revealed his … Read more
Is Your Neighbor a Democrat? There’s an App for That!
Want to know which political party your neighbors belong to? Just download the new mobile application from the Obama campaign! The app links to Google Maps and shows your current location and marks registered Democrats wi…
Need an App? There’s an App for That!
Steve Jobs’ high-powered personal ‘app’ discovered; plans for new ones uncovered After Steve Jobs died on October 5th, plans for new devices and iPhone applications (“apps”) were discovered … Read more
