Top Televangelists Abandon Trump, Endorse 2nd ISIS Caliph…?! Here’s Why!
Why did some televangelists abandon Trump? Easy — he’s just too mainstream! The recent death of the ISIS caliph has shaken the world! Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is likely … Read more
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The Ten Commandments as Rewritten by ISIS
Take a look at how ISIS commandeered the Ten Commandments. What might be surprising to many is that the Muslim religion actually considers the Bible to be a … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/15/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Mohamed Himself Introduces Slain ISIS Fighters To Their Much Deserved Reward
ISIS ‘heroes’ find their heavenly reward The dead ISIS members paraded up the path leading to their Glory. As they walked they boasted about their accomplishments. “I drove … Read more
ISIS to Use Remote-Control Bombs: Suicide Bombers Fuming
Call ISIS decision-makers ‘weak’ and ‘pussies’ A group of suicide bombers have made it known that they are not the least bit happy about a decision made by … Read more
NRA Changes Name to ‘Jihadist Rifle Association’
NRA apparently simply ‘following the money’ The National Rifle Association (NRA), smelling a chance to increase its profits and its membership, has decided to follow the money and … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/23/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to, like: “David Hasselhoff changed name to David Hoff” – So, David Hoff is now “hassle free.”
Trump: US Should ‘Temporarily’ Suspend Constitution
The Constitution ‘simply represents an ideal’ that Americans should strive for, says the man under the floppy hairpiece. NEW YORK – Mussolini look- and act-alike Donald Trump said … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/12/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Animal Farm 2.0 Attacked as Controversial Children’s Book
It’s not the only recent children’s book to spark criticism from the right. According to Ben Carson, the American author, presidential candidate and close friend of God, “On … Read more
