The News (Really) Bytes: July 2015 in Review
An irreverent review of the news for July Buddhists show their deep belief in the teachings of their saint — Buddha — by murdering and repressing the ethnic … Read more
ISIS
ISIS Endorses, Then Pulls Endorsement of Trump for President
Donald Trump gains and loses his first endorsement on the first full day of his campaign Donald Trump, often referred to as “The Donald,” scored and then lost … Read more
Lindsey Graham’s Tent Big Enough for Jenner, But He’d ‘Have to Sleep Outside’
“I haven’t walked in her shoes. Contrary to reports, I have never worn Manolo high heels.” – Sen. Lindsey Graham Bastard out of Carolina, the 1996 film made … Read more
John McCain Goes All John McClane
Pissed about ISIS, Senator John McCain ambushes the President On Sunday, like a rabid baboon, Senator John McCain emerged from the bushes and launched a vicious attack on … Read more
ISIS Is Looking for a Few Screwed-Up Men … and Women
Join ISIS: The Answer to the Future You’ve Always Feared A Note from the Editor: Due to current difficult economic situations and due to pressure from First Amendment … Read more
ISIS: Gaining Momentum, Brick by Brick
Legos help ISIS spread fear When it comes to the promotion of violence, Lego doesn’t usually get a lot of attention. But according to a recent study led … Read more
ISIS Now Going in One Direction
“I feel like I’m doing the right thing, it’s time to make my parents proud.” – Zayn Malik, formerly of One Direction Zayn Malik admits that even he … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/1/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Satan Opens 10th Region of Hades for ISIS Art Destroyers
‘ISIS is even lower than Hitler and Stalin’ says Beelzebub, in unprecedented move HADES – The Satanic Council announced today that a new and unimaginably horrific Tenth Level … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/17/15
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
