Be Wary of Shaking Hands with Donald Trump
Shaking hands with Donald Trump is meant to put you on defense. Have you ever noticed the weird way Donald Trump goes about shaking hands with people? Look … Read more
Ivanka Trump
Trump Proclaims He’ll Be ‘President-for-Life’
Donald Trump promised his base he’ll be President-for-Life: no need for messy, inconvenient voting any more. The President-Elect isn’t satisfied with having just won the 2024 election. Now … Read more
Trump Dummies to Highlight Election Night Celebration
Victory celebration to be bigly, “hugest in history,” says Trump, and feature his likeness in Trump Dummies. Donald Trump says his victory celebration for election as president on … Read more
‘United States of Trump’ Sounds Better, Says Candidate
Ex-Prez hopes to be new prez, announces heads of new cabinet for the newly-branded United States of Trump. After he’s elected President, The United States of America will … Read more
Trump Flirts with Selecting Clarence Thomas as Running Mate
Trump has floated many VP candidate choices, but his latest is a shocker: Clarence Thomas as running mate. Since announcing his third run for the presidency in Nov. … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/14/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about ‘The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City,’ doesn’t need to be complicated … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/7/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about John Stamos, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/19/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the oldest known narrative carving, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/6/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Dwayne Johnson, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Quirky Quotables to Trump’s Announcement for 2024!
Donald Trump steals headlines again & throws his hair in the ring for President! Quirky Quotables are bound to happen! Some of the Quirky Quotables during Trump’s 2024 … Read more
