The Trump Translator App
The president does not always say what he means, hence the need for this special Trump Translator app! For almost four years now, folks have been inundated with … Read more
Ivanka
Ivanka Takes a Star Wars Halloween Trip
Star Wars comes to life in the Trump home. A story has finally leaked out about an incident that happened around Halloween last year when Ivanka was not … Read more
Donald Trump’s Pandemic Diary
An exclusive look at the president’s pandemic diary shows that he knows who’s really to blame. Dear Diary, It’s just wrong that people are blaming me for the … Read more
The Magnificent Seven: Trump’s Task Force to Reopen the Economy
President Donald Trump introduces his “Task Force to Reopen the Economy.” We’re going to get the economy up and running right now and I’ve got just the vehicle … Read more
The Night Before Trump’s Christmas
“The Night Before Christmas,” updated. “A Visit from St. Nicholas,” more commonly known as “The Night Before Christmas” and “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas” from its first line, … Read more
The Greatest Show On Earth
At the new Greatest Show On Earth, laugh at the craziest collection of fools in any circus ever! Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, racists and xenophobes, welcome … Read more
The Real Reason Kirstjen Nielsen Was Forced to Resign
Scoop: Kirstjen Nielsen actually resigned because of a mysterious Border Patrol/Secret Service mix-up at the border while Ivanka was visiting with her kids. A anonymous source within the … Read more
After Xmas Gift Wish List
It’s the one year-ending list worth waiting for: Will Durst’s After Xmas Gift Wish List! Way past time to congratulate the baby Jesus on the anniversary of his … Read more
Ivanka’s Plan for Solving the Immigrant Crisis
President’s daughter says she has a solution to the immigrant child separation mess her dad created. Always trying to help out her dad and be a self-described “champion … Read more
Reign of Error
The past year has been the exact reverse of that old saying, “time flies when you’re having fun” – thanks to 45. It’s been quite a year. The … Read more
