David Goggins Bolts Across the Ocean at Hypersonic Speed
Crossing the Atlantic is just a start, says David Goggins, retired Navy SEAL, triathlete and author of two memoirs. In a feat that has impressed even his most … Read more
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Renowned Sensitivity Expert: Everything Ever Written is Offensive to Someone and Should Be Rewritten
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The world’s most renowned sensitivity expert states that everything ever written is offensive to someone. On the heels of books from Dr. … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/9/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the a “woke James Bond,” doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/21/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about a humongous pot brownie, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/7/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even Pink news, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release … Read more
Famed British Agent James Bond Arrested on 37,267 Counts of Sexual Assault and Rape
James Bond was taken into custody on international warrants, according to Slobovian Secret Service sources. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Internationally famous British secret agent James Bond … Read more
Stephen Hawking’s ‘Bond Villain’ Proposal Spurs Imitators
Not to be outdone, Dick Cheney, Kim Jong-Un and others throw their hats in villainy ring with Stephen Hawking. Cambridge UK — Internationally renowned physicist Stephen Hawking said … Read more
Top Hollywood Death Sentences
When you hear one of these lines in a Hollywood-produced piece, you know it ain’t going to work out well. Based on many years spent watching film and … Read more
Movie Review: “The November Man”
The November Man – a film review by Gary Chew You could say that “The November Man” is Pierce Brosnan’s fifth James Bond movie, except that he doesn’t … Read more
Skyfall Has More Holes Than the Bad Guys James Bond Shoots
If Skyfall were a balloon, it would fall from the sky Warning! This article contains spoilers! Yes, enough to ruin the movie for you if you read them. … Read more
