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As he did last time, President-Elect Donald Trump has pledged to hire “only the best people,” which means the very worst. President-elect Donald J. Trump told reporters on … Read more
Victory celebration to be bigly, “hugest in history,” says Trump, and feature his likeness in Trump Dummies. Donald Trump says his victory celebration for election as president on … Read more
Ex-Prez hopes to be new prez, announces heads of new cabinet for the newly-branded United States of Trump. After he’s elected President, The United States of America will … Read more
Traitor Trump boasts “Heil be seeing you!” Trump is a lout and outlier. Republicans can’t seem to add things up, but they’re real good at division. Trump supporters … Read more
Wherein our intrepid radio talk show host interviews former White House advisor Jared Kushner. ANNOUNCER From under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY … Read more
For the last 7 years (aka Trump Era) we’ve been learning on a curve – but can now see a light at the end of the tunnel! 100 … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the oldest known narrative carving, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s … Read more
Future News! New federal inmate Donald Trump, boasting he’s the best prisoner ever, announces new run for president. Presently incarcerated at the Lewisburg Federal Penitentiary in Pennsylvania, now … Read more
Finally ‘all in,’ Trump calls in his favors, as Justice Clarence Thomas is assigned to head the Mar-a-Lago classified documents legal fight! Is asking the Supreme Court a … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Vingegaard at the Tour de France, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; … Read more
