Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/9/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the ex-wife of Tobey Maguire, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the ex-wife of Tobey Maguire, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more
Trump’s running mate told supporters that school shootings were a “fact of life” and that “there’s nothing we can do about it.” Addressing a meeting of the Phoenix … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Red Lobster closing more restaurants, doesn’t need to be complicated or … Read more
Reports about the incident at Arlington National Cemetery missed the worst of it. A Humor Times exclusive! Former President Donald J. Trump and his entourage were physically blocked … Read more
JD Vance thinks Americans need to have children to count, and by extension, all parents need to have even more children. JD Vance’s problem about Americans needing to … Read more
The Cat in the Hat stuns America by announcing bid for presidency. The Cat in the Hat stunned America this week when he announced that he was throwing … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the breakup of Bennifer doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
The use of her signature song “My Heart Will Go On” by Trump was decried by Celine Dion. Singer Celine Dion and Sony Music, owner of the song, … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Simone Biles, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more
How weird is JD Vance? He likes books urging “patriots” to wear “aluminum foil headdresses” to offset Jewish space lasers. In the weeks since he was nominated as … Read more