‘First Buddy’ Elon Musk to Stay in White House Garage
Move follows “First Buddy” Musk’s recent residence in a cottage at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate. “First Buddy” Elon Musk will be living in a garage at the White House … Read more
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Sanitation Engineers Object to Trump Trash Talk
Garbage collectors tell Trump to go take a dump after his trash talk about America. America’s proud legion of sanitation workers have taken exception to Donald Trump’s trash … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/24/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Taylor Swift donating to Hurricane relief efforts, doesn’t need to be complicated … Read more
JD Vance Catches Rare Genital Disorder from Donald Trump
The VP candidate apparently caught a rare genital disorder from his running mate, Donald Trump. A spokesperson for vice-presidential candidate Senator JD Vance (R. OH) announced at a … Read more
Trump’s Plans to ‘Reshape America’
The ex-prez says he will “reshape America” with a “War on the impoverished” – “Every state should be like Texas,” he says. Anticipating victory in a presidential race … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/7/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Madden NFL 25, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
Elon Musk to Implant Chip in Trump’s Brain
Former president said to be thrilled by prospect of life extension offered by use of implant. Donald Trump says he’s “excited” by Elon Musk’s proposal to have a … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/9/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the ex-wife of Tobey Maguire, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more
JD Vance: School Shootings a ‘Fact of Life’
Trump’s running mate told supporters that school shootings were a “fact of life” and that “there’s nothing we can do about it.” Addressing a meeting of the Phoenix … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/2/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Red Lobster closing more restaurants, doesn’t need to be complicated or … Read more
