Revised Nursery Rhymes for the Toddlers in the Trump Administration
Here are some revised nursery rhymes for Trump administration toddlers. The Apple and the Worm Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (Health and Human Services) I bit an apple That … Read more
Jeff Bezos
4-Minute Interview with Amazon Founder Jeff Bezos
Interview with Amazon founder Jeff Bezos, conducted by Humor Times Conservative Capitol Correspondent Llib Epot. Jeff Bezos, Amazon founder and one of the world’s wealthiest persons, announced today … Read more
Bizarre: Today’s Politicians Celebrate Jerks and Ignore Grassroots Geniuses
While politicians promote jerks, they ignore real grassroots geniuses. Corporate chieftains are giants, even geniuses — right? No, but there are some real grassroots geniuses that are being … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/20/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Jlo and Ben finalizing their divorce, doesn’t need to be complicated or … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/30/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Costco, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new … Read more
Can Our Elections Be Made Even More Vapid? Some Are Banking On It
If America’s political campaigns haven’t become vapid enough, “Crowds on Demand” can supply an instant “grassroots” campaign. Many people feel that America’s political campaigns have become vapid PR … Read more
Elon Musk Poised to Receive ‘Significant Role’ in New Trump Administration
Trump sugar daddy to have “significant role” in new administration, could control “discretionary” funds. Speaking at a campaign rally in New York on Sunday, Republican presidential nominee former … Read more
Lilly Ledbetter Fought the Bastards – And Won for All of Us
Nearly all social progress in our country has been spurred by unheralded “nobodies” like Lilly Ledbetter. Forget the cartoonish “Great Man” version of American history. Nearly all social … Read more
Let’s Send All Billionaires to Mars!
Why not just send our “genius” billionaires to Mars, and let them report back? Unfortunately, in the short time we homo sapiens have existed on this 4.5-billion-year-old Planet … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/1/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Musk changing Twitter to X, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; … Read more
