Exclusive: New Girlfriend Slugs William Shatner and He Sees Stars!
After being the oldest person to fly into space and survive, actor William Shatner gets knocked out of bed! The morning after William Shatner takes an amazing sub-orbital … Read more
Jeff Bezos
There’s Rich, Ugly Rich and Jeff Bezos
Ugly rich “Space Boy” Jeff Bezos keeps spending gobs of cash on vainglorious purchases, revealing his worthlessness. When I was just a tyke, cowboy television actors were marketed … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/3/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Rudy Giuliani’s dick pics, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/27/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, including that about Blue Origin, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Chris Columbus Gives Notes to Billionaires in Space Race
As Billionaires Jeff Bezos & Richard Branson take flight – Chris Columbus does commentary on his Holiday & other misinformation! SOME SAY these 2 Billionaires should find something … Read more
Intergalactic Plot to Kidnap Billionaires During Space Flights Unearthed
While Branson seems to have narrowly avoided it, this newly discovered intergalactic plot could still nab Jeff Bezos. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) According to high ranking … Read more
Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk and You: Which One Pays Taxes?
We now live in a Facebook-Instagram-Google world of billionaire ethics and expectations, where “only a fool” pays taxes. While Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. proclaimed, “I have a … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/15/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, as magnetic as it can be, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what … Read more
Follow the People to an FDR-Style Agenda
Polls show Americans are for an FDR-style agenda: percolate-up economics works; trickle-down does not. Usually, the Powers That Be swat away the kind of big-ticket, FDR-style reforms our … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/9/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, … Read more
