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Trump’s parade needed some reality-TV drama: he could’ve had food trucks chased by hungry U.S. soldiers chanting, “Feed the Troops!” How embarrassing. Our showbiz president’s glorious $45 million … Read more
President Donald Trump’s awful tyranny is revving up a majority movement who are rising up for the common good. If the barrage of MAGA nuttiness and raw meanness … Read more
Full-fledged, executive-suite corporate mobsters treat fraud and even murder as necessary business tools. How sweet it is to be a corporate criminal these days! I don’t mean common … Read more
Whether you order shrimp at a chain restaurant or Mar-a-Lago, a good question to ask is: Where do they get it? Let’s say you like shrimp. Whether you … Read more
A member of the bird species “superb starlings” would make a much better leader than our current bird-brained president. There is a species of birds named “superb starlings,” … Read more
AI bots are not an ethnic group, but the rapidly evolving species of advanced “artificial intelligence beings.” You might be alarmed to learn that a little-known group in … Read more
The Boggy Creek Farmstand is one farmers market out of more than a dozen flourishing in my hometown of Austin, Texas. Well, habemus papam. Welcome, Pope Leo! Bless him … Read more
We don’t have to obey. We can push back. Donnie Trump — what a joker, huh? Remember his promise to end Russia’s war against Ukraine on Day One … Read more
The comprehensive farm bill America needs is a year overdue and being turned into a sham of a bill. The federal budget is not only about money, but … Read more
Trump’s view is that his every desire should be met with surrender, which explains a lot about his lust for Greenland. President Donald Trump has never been able … Read more
