Trump Dummies to Highlight Election Night Celebration
Victory celebration to be bigly, “hugest in history,” says Trump, and feature his likeness in Trump Dummies. Donald Trump says his victory celebration for election as president on … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/14/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about sex with robots, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
Trump: Democrats Wrecking Red States with Hurricanes
Says Democrats trying to get even with Trump supporters by wrecking red states. Democrats are to blame for wrecking red states by directing hurricanes to devastate the southeastern … Read more
Trump Pledges to Evict Illegal Immigrants from 5-Star Hotels
Claims immigrants get rooms in 5-star hotels and are living in luxury. Donald Trump pledges that once he’s back in the White House, he’ll start evicting illegal immigrants … Read more
Pushy Trump Usurps Melania, Like He Does Everybody!
Top 10 ways pushy Trump usurps Melania in her new memoir. When pushy Trump throws his weight around like he did at the NATO Summit, it is insulting, … Read more
Elon Musk to Implant Chip in Trump’s Brain
Former president said to be thrilled by prospect of life extension offered by use of implant. Donald Trump says he’s “excited” by Elon Musk’s proposal to have a … Read more
Trump Claims Joe Biden Has Turned Into a Vegetable
Trump did not specify what kind of vegetable Biden might actually be. Let’s be perfectly clear. Vegetables should be valued and nourished for helping us maintain a healthy … Read more
Calming Psoriasis in an Election Year: Top 10 Remedies for The 4 Year Itch!
Getting past imperfect election year Presidential & VP nominees & The 4 Year Itch! Top 10 Remedies to Calm Psoriasis in an Election Year! 10. Move to Canada! … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/15/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about ‘Jackass’ star Steve-O’s breast implants, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more
Trump Offers ‘Proof’ Migrants Getting all the ‘Black Jobs’
Migrants are swimming the Rio Grande, getting bused to the northeast, and taking all the “Black jobs,” including professorships. After Donald Trump proclaimed during his Presidential debate with … Read more
