Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/13/25

Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/13/25

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Facebook no longer factchecking, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more

Donald Trump: ‘I Belong on Mount Rushmore’

Donald Trump: ‘I Belong on Mount Rushmore’

In an effort to get Americans to think about him 24/7, Trump makes the case for his face on Mount Rushmore. Donald Trump says he’s calling on the … Read more

Be Wary of Shaking Hands with Donald Trump

Be Wary of Shaking Hands with Donald Trump

Shaking hands with Donald Trump is meant to put you on defense. Have you ever noticed the weird way Donald Trump goes about shaking hands with people? Look … Read more

Self-Deport? Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, Liz Cheney and More Consider Options

Self-Deport? Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, Liz Cheney and More Consider Options

Almost half of the country is thinking of leaving U.S. and may self-deport. Undocumented immigrants aren’t the only ones who may self-deport, as thousands consider leaving the country … Read more

Trump Dummies to Highlight Election Night Celebration

Trump Dummies to Highlight Election Night Celebration

Victory celebration to be bigly, “hugest in history,” says Trump, and feature his likeness in Trump Dummies. Donald Trump says his victory celebration for election as president on … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/14/24

Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/14/24

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about sex with robots, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more

Trump: Democrats Wrecking Red States with Hurricanes

Trump: Democrats Wrecking Red States with Hurricanes

Says Democrats trying to get even with Trump supporters by wrecking red states. Democrats are to blame for wrecking red states by directing hurricanes to devastate the southeastern … Read more

Trump Pledges to Evict Illegal Immigrants from 5-Star Hotels

Trump Pledges to Evict Illegal Immigrants from 5-Star Hotels

Claims immigrants get rooms in 5-star hotels and are living in luxury. Donald Trump pledges that once he’s back in the White House, he’ll start evicting illegal immigrants … Read more

Pushy Trump Usurps Melania, Like He Does Everybody!

Pushy Trump Usurps Melania, Like He Does Everybody!

Top 10 ways pushy Trump usurps Melania in her new memoir. When pushy Trump throws his weight around like he did at the NATO Summit, it is insulting, … Read more

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