Pandemic Pals & Helpful Chores
If you’re in a position to do a little more during this lockdown, you might want to tackle one of these helpful chores! For over two months, many … Read more
Joe Biden
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/9/20
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: We Can’t Breathe, They Can’t Grieve
We can’t tolerate intolerance. The police suspects their victims. Don’t stand for taking this lying down! The Trump curse only makes things worse. Hardliners are always the biggest … Read more
DNC Election Plan: Heard Inside a Bunker Beneath a D.C. Pizza Parlor
Exclusive Report! This once-secret conversation was transcribed from a smuggled recording, and seems to reveal the DNC election plan. By Michael Dane TOM PEREZ: Alright, people — I’ll get … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/18/20
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Michigan Protesters Take Aim at McDonald’s, Demand Return of McRib
Buoyed by support from the president, Michigan protesters have demanded the fast food giant to bring back the beloved menu item permanently. After demonstrating against Michigan Governor Gretchen … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/11/20
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Battle for a Female Running Mate for Joe Biden to be Settled on Upcoming Episode of AEW Dynamite
Exclusive Report: A “Mississippi Double Mud Battle Royale” will determine Joe Biden’s female running mate. “Handsy Joe” Biden is said to have volunteered to “rub the shoulders” of … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/28/20
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Biden to Run on Mediocrity
Joe Biden unveils new campaign slogan: “Return to Mediocrity” in bid to excite the Democratic base. In the 1920 presidential election following the end of WWI, Warren G. … Read more
