Elon Musk to Implant Chip in Trump’s Brain
Former president said to be thrilled by prospect of life extension offered by use of implant. Donald Trump says he’s “excited” by Elon Musk’s proposal to have a … Read more
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Trump Claims Joe Biden Has Turned Into a Vegetable
Trump did not specify what kind of vegetable Biden might actually be. Let’s be perfectly clear. Vegetables should be valued and nourished for helping us maintain a healthy … Read more
Calming Psoriasis in an Election Year: Top 10 Remedies for The 4 Year Itch!
Getting past imperfect election year Presidential & VP nominees & The 4 Year Itch! Top 10 Remedies to Calm Psoriasis in an Election Year! 10. Move to Canada! … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/15/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about ‘Jackass’ star Steve-O’s breast implants, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more
Trump Offers ‘Proof’ Migrants Getting all the ‘Black Jobs’
Migrants are swimming the Rio Grande, getting bused to the northeast, and taking all the “Black jobs,” including professorships. After Donald Trump proclaimed during his Presidential debate with … Read more
Trump to Fake His Own Death to Raise Cash, Sources Say
Another ploy to raise campaign cash? Sources say Trump plans to fake his own death after accusing opponents of assassination plot. As part of his campaign strategy to … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/10/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Lego thefts, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/27/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even about the Kristi Noem ban, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/20/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even about cannabis edibles, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/13/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about banning porn sites in Texas, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more
