Trump Calls Harris ‘Stupid,’ Extols Arnold Palmer’s ‘Nine-Wood’
Former president touches on a variety of issues at a rally, including the genitalia of Arnold Palmer. Touching on a variety of issues at a rally in Latrobe, … Read more
Kamala Harris
A Fresh Perspective on the Latest Polls
Detailed polling numbers provide a fresh perspective on Presidential race, with shocking results. With the election roughly two weeks away, the polling numbers don’t seem to indicate which … Read more
Trump Dummies to Highlight Election Night Celebration
Victory celebration to be bigly, “hugest in history,” says Trump, and feature his likeness in Trump Dummies. Donald Trump says his victory celebration for election as president on … Read more
Trump’s Poll Numbers Are Up, but Who’s Counting?
New poll numbers may be Trump’s Wet Dream, but there are other ‘counts’ that are funnier! For example, check out these ‘poll numbers’: TRUMP’S RALLY COUNT – Always, always off … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/14/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about sex with robots, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
Trump: Democrats Wrecking Red States with Hurricanes
Says Democrats trying to get even with Trump supporters by wrecking red states. Democrats are to blame for wrecking red states by directing hurricanes to devastate the southeastern … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/7/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Madden NFL 25, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
Biden Vacationing Until After the Election
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) With things well in hand, President Joe Biden is going to the beach until after the election, according to reports. SNN leisure … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/1/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about NY Grand Jury indictments, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
Trump Pledges to Lead Space Mission to Save Earth from Destruction
Plans to fly space mission on Elon Musk rocket to move Trump-shaped asteroid. Donald Trump pledges that if he’s elected President in November, he’ll lead a space mission … Read more
