The First 10 Things I, Joe Biden, Will Do When I’m President!
Don’t want to jinx the election – but I do have the next president’s first 10 things – to prove there is no doubt… Biden does want to … Read more
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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: T-P For Bungholes!
Trump-Pence 2020 is T-P for bungholes! Trump wants to fix everything. Starting with the election. It’s people like him that give people like him a bad name. Tea … Read more
Donald Trump and the Nobel Prize
By A. Khakee, Professor Emeritus (Umeå University), Stockholm, Sweden Ever since Donald Trump became the US President, his racist agenda has had one goal namely, to undo all … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: An Unconventional Convention
The Republican’s convention lies in their contention. When it comes to giving speeches, Trump has always toad the line. The President’s big “hit” song: Damagin’ (All the People). … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/28/20
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Kim Jong Un Accepts Endorsement Deal with 7-Up
New endorsement deal to feature Kim Jong Un as spokesman for the popular soda. To add to all of the swirling rumors and growing confusion concerning Kim Jong … Read more
Trump: Secret Plans to Escape Indictment?
As the Trump-Kim bromance continues, rumors circulate of plans to escape indictment. An anonymous source has just informed this reporter of a secret plan to escape indictment that … Read more
Kim Jong-Un Says Trump is ‘Stalking’ Him, Demands Restraining Order
“Okay, so I wrote the old dotard a couple of nice letters once,” the North Korean leader admitted in his demand for a restraining order, “but I’m tired … Read more
Top 10 Trump Ailments: Calling in Sick
Couldn’t be McDonald’s, Burger King or Kentucky Fried Chicken – our 45th President worries us sick… Having a little ‘Impeachment Jitters’ – Donald Trump secretly ran to Walter … Read more
Trump to Open Luxury “Fat-Farm” Resort in North Korea
“Fat-farm” resort paradise set to open next spring Donald Trump today announced plans for a luxury “fat-farm” vacation property in North Korea to be opened early next year. … Read more
