Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/2/17
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Kim Jong Un
Typhoon Donald & Rocket Man
The former real estate developer announced to the world that Rocket Man and North Korea will be totally destroyed. Ostensibly by B-B-B-B-Benny & the Jets. Considering the severity … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/27/17
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/14/17
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/3/17
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Trump’s Nutty ‘Smart Cookie’ Recipe
Donald Trump’s been massaging Kim Jong Un’s plump backside with puzzling flattery and a ‘smart cookie’ compliment. Ingredients: 2 Extra Large size egos Nut of your choice Everything … Read more
Bad Hair Wars
Wars involving bad hair and nukes are known to be the worst. Enterprising entrepreneurs out there might want to invest in a fleet of tractor backhoes and partial … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/28/17
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Do It Yourself Future News Headlines
Look into our crystal ball and create your very own News Headlines of the Future! If you look at enough different newspapers enough different times you find the … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/17/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
