Ripping the Headlines Today: Christmas Eve Edition!
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Kim Jong Un
Stephen Hawking’s ‘Bond Villain’ Proposal Spurs Imitators
Not to be outdone, Dick Cheney, Kim Jong-Un and others throw their hats in villainy ring with Stephen Hawking. Cambridge UK — Internationally renowned physicist Stephen Hawking said … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/21/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Kim Jong-Un Speculation: Undergoing Sex Change?
Could Kim Jong-Un have been unduly influenced by Dennis Rodman? Kim Jong-Un has not made a public appearance for more than three weeks and now some experts have … Read more
The Dear Leader’s Great Appetite
Little is known about North Korea’s “Dear Leader,” Kim Jong-un, but one man survived to talk about him. North Korea is a mythically bizarre land, a nation where … Read more
Kim Jong Un Teaming Up with Robin Thicke
Robin Thicke latest celebrity taken in by undeniable Kim Jong Un charm On Friday evening, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un was heard asking a party member, “Why … Read more
Kim Jong Un to Replace North Korean Meteorologists with Jim Cantore
Jim Cantore not excited about prospect of working for Kim Jong un Supreme Leader Kim Jong un was hopping mad this week when, for the umpteenth time, his … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/1/14
No, we’re not fooling, these were real headlines. But you’d be a fool not to read this! The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what … Read more
North Korea Will Scrap Nukes on One Condition: “Give Us Flappy Bird”
Flappy Bird was “Supreme Commander’s favorite” In the middle of yesterday’s high-level talks between the two Koreas — a country at war with itself since the early 50s … Read more
Dennis Rodman Found Drunk, Face Down in Pyongyang Alley
Dennis Rodman alive and, for now, sober PYONGYANG, N. KOREA — Dennis Rodman is alive and, at present, sober after being found face down in a small mud … Read more
