Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/10/2014
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Kim Jong Un
Uncle Jang Song Thaek Truly Astonished by His Nephew’s Surprise Party
Nephew always playing tricks on Uncle Jang Song Thaek Jang Song Thaek, second top gun in the North Korean Political Machine and uncle to the country’s President Kim … Read more
Humor Sites Rush to Hire North Korean Who Reported on Jong Un’s Uncle’s Execution
Writer of stories in North Korean press on Jong Un’s uncle seen as satirical genius Humor sites are viciously striving to beat all the other spoof news websites … Read more
Dennis Rodman Missing After Jang Song Thaek’s Execution
Set to train North Korea’s basketball team, what happens to Dennis Rodman if they lose? Although the mainstream media is reporting that Dennis Rodman is still planning on … Read more
Kim Jong Un Steps Up as New Spokesman for NRA
New NRA spokesman Kim Jong Un’s first speech Oscar-worthy In need of a new spokesman so fiery he can burn people with his tongue alone and can intimidate … Read more
In Face of Tragedy, Satire Takes Day Off, North Korea Newsfeed Fills in Nicely
Kim Jong-Un good at satire, doesn’t even know what it means In light of recent events in Boston and West, TX, Satire has decided to take a break. … Read more
North Korea Retrofits Tanks to Accommodate Tiny Leader
May answer the riddle as to Kim Jong-Un’s whereabouts in North Korea North Korea’s Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un has been absent from the news for going on two … Read more
World Health Organization Forced to Admit “No Cure for Crazy”
The WHO (not the band) revealed at a press conference yesterday that they have yet to find a cure for an age-old malady: crazy. After spending the past … Read more
North Korean Missiles Powered by Diet Coke and Mentos
A long range missile shot by North Korea over Japan on Sunday turned out to be a giant tube filled with Mentos and Diet Coke A missile shot … Read more
Kim Jong Un’s New Book: Daddy — The Tenderer Moments
Great book by Kim Jong Un, the greatest son of the greatest leader ever PYONGYANG — Recently, this reporter was given the rare chance to attend a very … Read more
