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By pulling their considerable campaign donation sums, and putting it into orphanages, the Koch brothers hope to restart their own, heavenly, campaigns. Charles and David Koch made an … Read more
The super-rich spend billions to buy the president – but your little donation can counter them. For today’s report, I have a bunch of statistics for you. Wait … Read more
First primary for 2016 has been decided – by the one percent Already, results of the first election of the 2016 presidential race are in! It’s the Money … Read more
‘If he thinks he’s really rich, I am really richer!” – David Koch crediting Donald Trump with inspiration. TOPEKA, KS – Billionaire David H. Koch, younger of the … Read more
‘We’ll see Hillary’s $2.5B and raise it $5B,” Charles Koch laughed, opening his small-change purse. WASHINGTON, DC – Hillary Clinton’s recent vow to raise $2.5B in campaign funds … Read more
Thanks to the Supreme Court, the Koch Brothers are out to prove there is now one big party to rule us all. Shouldn’t America have at least one … Read more
Following Kim Kardashian’s example, politicians around the country rush to bare their ‘assets,’ too WASHINGTON, DC — Following Kim Kardashian’s successful “Break the Internet” baring of her remarkable … Read more
Democrats were forced to avert their eyes or risk anaphylactic shock To call the grotesque drubbing suffered by the Democratic Party in the midterms “monumental” is like referring … Read more
The Koch-headed plutocracy has arrived In the bad old days, medieval German Lords figured out how to pocket some quick coin by charging a toll on the primitive … Read more
“Populist lobby” hopes to have impact Imagine a bold headline blaring, “An Army of 1,500 Lobbyists Swarms Capitol Hill.” But that wouldn’t be news, since it happens every … Read more
