Donald Trump NOT GUILTY… of Farting!
Defending Trump’s farting in court is a Gas! WARNING: Reading this treatise on farting may cause raucous giggles from 6 year olds! I may be alone in this, … Read more
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You Can’t Make This Stuff Up: A Mr. Pecker at a Porn Star Trial!
Yes, it’s Trump’s Porn Star Trial, where femme fatale Stormy Daniels gets the last laugh & last Tango on ‘Dancing with the Stars!’ Yes, there is a Mr. … Read more
Spontaneous Combustion of Trump Bibles Prompts Recall
Trump bibles recalled due to fire hazard. In a bizarre development that gives new meaning to the phrase “You’re fired!“ the new Donald Trump Bibles are being recalled … Read more
How to Tell if Someone’s in a Cult: Top 10
Is that a pack of Grape Kool Aid in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? How to tell if someone’s in a cult. In … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Immaculate Deception
“Orange Jesus” is the immaculate deception. Jesus told us to believe. “Orange Jesus” tells us to make believe. The wholly weak-minded worship Trump religiously. “Orange Jesus” is Lard … Read more
Trump Has ‘$500 Million in Cash,’ Sends Lawyers on ‘Easter Ego Hunt’ to Find It!
Trump claims he has 500 million dollars in cash – now he wants you to find it! Trump’s playing cat & mouse with his lawyers & trying the … Read more
Short on Cash, Mar-a-Lago Dinner Parties Go Bare Bones!
Donald Trump is cutting back on the Steak & Ice Cream at his Mar-a-Lago dinner parties. Remember Trump’s fancy Dinner Parties at Mar-a-Lago where he served his “beautiful … Read more
Katie Britt: New Cooking Show a Big Hit with Passive Aggressives
Cooking tips from a new TV Show starring Senator Katie Britt makes you want to whip someone (I mean, something) up! If you watched President Biden’s ‘Cognitive Test’ … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Trump’s Marionette-Worth
Trump’s marionette-worth is highly valued by Putin. Republicans keep Russian around with disinformation. MAGA dissents into calami-TEA. Democracy isn’t broken, it’s being held hostage. Hate never made anything … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Orange Squeal
What do you get when you combine cowardly-yellow with hate-red? Orange squeal! Our political landscape is being poisoned by agent orange. A guilty party leads the guile-tea party. … Read more
