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Revered vegetable-eating superstars sent to “thrilling” competition between Taiwan and China. A popular Chinese saying goes: “The surly turd gets the bean curd.” While it is not exactly … Read more
Just deserts: Busted! Busted at an ‘All You Can Eat Buffet’! Getting my just deserts: Confessions of a Foodie! In a past life, my late husband & I … Read more
Donald Trump should be given unqualified immunity from the presidency. Trump vows to get even if it destroys the country. Republicans refuse to step on lunatic attack toes. … Read more
Defending Trump’s farting in court is a Gas! WARNING: Reading this treatise on farting may cause raucous giggles from 6 year olds! I may be alone in this, … Read more
Yes, it’s Trump’s Porn Star Trial, where femme fatale Stormy Daniels gets the last laugh & last Tango on ‘Dancing with the Stars!’ Yes, there is a Mr. … Read more
Trump bibles recalled due to fire hazard. In a bizarre development that gives new meaning to the phrase “You’re fired!“ the new Donald Trump Bibles are being recalled … Read more
Is that a pack of Grape Kool Aid in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? How to tell if someone’s in a cult. In … Read more
“Orange Jesus” is the immaculate deception. Jesus told us to believe. “Orange Jesus” tells us to make believe. The wholly weak-minded worship Trump religiously. “Orange Jesus” is Lard … Read more
Trump claims he has 500 million dollars in cash – now he wants you to find it! Trump’s playing cat & mouse with his lawyers & trying the … Read more
Donald Trump is cutting back on the Steak & Ice Cream at his Mar-a-Lago dinner parties. Remember Trump’s fancy Dinner Parties at Mar-a-Lago where he served his “beautiful … Read more
