Everybody in this Movie is Dead!
Hollywood is a fickle town – you make a movie & before you know it – you’re in Forest Lawn! If you grew up when I did, you … Read more
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Top 10 Ways to Get Rid of Candy Corn after Halloween!
It’s neither candy nor corn, but we have a Love/Hate relationship with it! Look, if Candy Corn wasn’t healthy for us we would’ve heard by now, right? Me? … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: MAGA Minions on the Psycho-Path to Hell
MAGA minions follow the psycho-path to hell. Dictator wannabe Trump is the top Banana Republican. The tea party believes in non-sensibility. Since Trump can’t control himself, he tries … Read more
Saving Face: 10 Easy Suggestions for Jim Jordan!
Fights break out in Congress as Jim Jordan tries saving face by ordering a Half-Nelson/Half Baloney on a cute bun! TOP 10 EASY SUGGESTIONS for SAVING FACE: 10. … Read more
Top Banana: Monkeys Appeal to Family for Love & Laughs
The Pet Monkey Channel features videos with monkeys that vie with Congressmen throwing Feces at the American Public! Okay, so far I haven’t seen any Monkeys throw anything … Read more
CDC Issues Tea-Rump Fever Alert
Agency warns: You may be infected with Tea-Rump fever if… The Center for Disease Control has issued an alert for a possible resurgence of the very dangerous Tea-Rump … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Dark Farce
Republicans have surrendered to the dark farce. The Republican presidential field: Different assholes, same shit. The rear ends justify their meanness. Real lies what you are told may … Read more
Poor Little Lamb Lost His Way
Team Trump contrives new defense: he just “lost his way.” In a desperate last-ditch effort to defend the ex-president-turned-insurrectionist, lawyers for Donald Trump are now claiming that their … Read more
Sen. Menendez: Top 10 Other Places to Get Rid of a Gold Bar!
$480,000 in cash, a new Mercedes car & shiny Gold Bar collection spray-painted pink to match the wallpaper is suspicious even in Jersey! Don’t you hate it when … Read more
Trump Lies About Weight and Height, Gets 2 More Counts!
After a traumatic day getting booked & humiliated, while lying about his weight and height, Donald Trump returns home to Melania in heat. BEDMINSTER, NEW JERSEY Donald Trump comes … Read more
