Top Banana: Monkeys Appeal to Family for Love & Laughs
The Pet Monkey Channel features videos with monkeys that vie with Congressmen throwing Feces at the American Public! Okay, so far I haven’t seen any Monkeys throw anything … Read more
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CDC Issues Tea-Rump Fever Alert
Agency warns: You may be infected with Tea-Rump fever if… The Center for Disease Control has issued an alert for a possible resurgence of the very dangerous Tea-Rump … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Dark Farce
Republicans have surrendered to the dark farce. The Republican presidential field: Different assholes, same shit. The rear ends justify their meanness. Real lies what you are told may … Read more
Poor Little Lamb Lost His Way
Team Trump contrives new defense: he just “lost his way.” In a desperate last-ditch effort to defend the ex-president-turned-insurrectionist, lawyers for Donald Trump are now claiming that their … Read more
Sen. Menendez: Top 10 Other Places to Get Rid of a Gold Bar!
$480,000 in cash, a new Mercedes car & shiny Gold Bar collection spray-painted pink to match the wallpaper is suspicious even in Jersey! Don’t you hate it when … Read more
Trump Lies About Weight and Height, Gets 2 More Counts!
After a traumatic day getting booked & humiliated, while lying about his weight and height, Donald Trump returns home to Melania in heat. BEDMINSTER, NEW JERSEY Donald Trump comes … Read more
Who Else in History Told Someone ‘You’re Too Honest’? Top 15
While in Office, Trump told VP Mike Pence he was ‘too honest’! See who else in history was honest too! Top 15: Who else in history was’ Too … Read more
Rare Quotes Found Prove They Can Make You Laugh in Any Century
Skewed Rare Quotes from Historical Figures reveal ‘Back to the Future’ Moments! Part 1: Rare Quotes ABE LINCOLN: ‘I said 4 Stores & 7 frigin’ blocks from here … Read more
Trump Flies Solo without Walt Nauta, Partner in Crime!
Post-arraignment, Trump looks for Walt Nauta, his valet accomplice, but finds another lackey without a clearance! Back at Mar-a-Lago, Trump looks for an alternate clueless co-conspirator, as butler … Read more
The Many Shades of Marjorie Taylor Greene
Giving Marjorie Taylor some shade – it’s not easy being Greene! Yes, it’s not easy being Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, nor Americans who have to listen to her! If she isn’t your … Read more
