Eggs or Gas? Who Do I Have to Cluck to Get Some?
Eggs & I – Fun Facts & Fictional Retorts on a Timer! This Public Service article has only one aim: After you’ve finished, you’ll be 100% turned off … Read more
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Comedians’ No Fly Joke List! Part 2
Take this multiple choice quiz to guess what touchy subjects are on comedians ‘No Fly Joke List’ and can’t be talked about! Part 2 Whether it’s a Stand-Up … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Defund a Mental Racist
Keep America free: Defund a mental racist! Donald Trump is the biggest worm ever to come out of the Big Apple. Trump’s Truth Social posts: A cornered rant. … Read more
Shocking! Revelations on Why Trump Stole Top Secret Documents
Anonymous insider reveals the real reason Trump stole classified top secret documents. Ever since the August 8th FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago, there has been much speculation as to … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Nut Kraken Time!
Time to kraken zee nut! Trump: An un-presidented criminal. Which hunt is going to get him first? Trump puts the “cult” into culture wars. Truth Social: Apps for … Read more
Name Your Poison: A New Non-Partisan Designer Drink List! Part 2
‘Bring Your Own Belly’ laughs, name your poison & check out this satirical Designer Drink List! Name Your Poison: You don’t have to be a political hound to … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Dunce Fever
Trump’s looney tune gives Republicans dunce fever Trumpworld is teaming with Oaf-Keepers. MAGA demands the right to remain violent. “Proud Boy” Roger is Trump’s goose-stepping Stone. Nixon gave … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: All the President’s Menace
It was all the President’s menace that lit the fuse. January 6th represents Donald Trump’s insurrectile dysfunction. The Big Lie: A fiction for a faction. Trump’s “Election Defense … Read more
McCarthy: ‘The Country Bears’ Responsibility for January 6th
House Minority Leader accuses bear band supergroup “The Country Bears” of inciting the January 6th insurrection. House Minority leader Kevin McCarthy today revealed that a Republican-led investigation into … Read more
Furious Gun Owners Demand the Right to Marry Their Guns
Claiming discrimination, gun owners demand the right to marry their guns, “or else.” In a twist that gives new meaning to the term “shotgun wedding,” Second Amendment activists … Read more
