If You Want to Make God Laugh, Mess with His Sun – In His Own Words
Make God Laugh: God’s satirical reaction to the end of America’s Daylight Saving Time The U.S. Senate just passed the ‘Sunshine Protection Act’ Bill & it now goes … Read more
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Neanderthals Protest Comparisons to Trump Supporters
“Unfair and untrue” say neanderthals, claiming false equivalence between them and the MAGA crowd. Activists representing neanderthals gathered today at the nation’s capital to protest “unfair and untrue” … Read more
Year End Report: Top 10 Things That DIDN’T HAPPEN Since Covid!
Year End Report: Besides a Baby Boom, CVS Quickie Divorces & Stuttering Jim Jordan’s pants-on-fire – here’s ten more things that didn’t happen since Covid! Okay, sometimes Confucius … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Be One With Nature or Be One Without Nature
Mother Nature is being exhausted, so let’s give her a brake! Never put off ’til tomorrow what you can do the day after that. There’s no progress inertia. … Read more
Take ‘The World Started Its Downfall When…’ Test
Take this fun “The World Started Its Downfall When…” Quiz to see if you’ve been paying attention to History or just Pop Culture! Some might say the world’s … Read more
Rush Limbaugh Reincarnates as a Dung Beetle
The deceased conservative political gadfly has reincarnated as a dung beetle, thus getting his just deserts. Scientists have confirmed that Rush Limbaugh, the popular conservative radio talk-show host … Read more
Matt Gaetz’s Stunning ‘Big Boy’ Connection!
In a shocking revelation, the FBI confirms that Matt Gaetz really is “Big Boy” Shoney! The FBI has finally acknowledged what many have long suspected: that Florida Congressman … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Wall Street Bullishit!
Wall Street is full of bullishit! Minimum wages war on the poor. As the rich get richer, the middle-class becomes more and more poor-us. Ted “Yes I Cancun” … Read more
The Great Luigi’s Top Predictions for 2021
Famed astrologer releases his top predictions for 2021. Famed astrologer and soothsayer Luigi Bordeaux, professionally known as the Great Luigi, has just released his annual list of top … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Down a Rabid Hole
Yet again, Republicans follow Trump down a rabid hole. The tea party herd what Trump demanded. After pushing his supporters over the edge, Trump now throws them under … Read more
