‘Impresario Trump’ Picks Kennedy Center Honorees from ‘Republicans Got Talent’

‘Impresario Trump’ Picks Kennedy Center Honorees from ‘Republicans Got Talent’

The president named himself Chair, so he gets to pick the Kennedy Center Honorees. Mark my words: The Trump personalized touch at the Kennedy Center will make our … Read more

Why the Paddle Didn’t Rattle Trump: Melania’s Pre-speech Heckler Role Play!

Why the Paddle Didn’t Rattle Trump: Melania’s Pre-speech Heckler Role Play!

Top 10 pre-speech heckler taunts Melania threw at Donald the night before The State of the Union! TOP 10 Heckler-Proof Insults Melania Sprang on Donald to Toughen His … Read more

Dems Nixed Ideas: Who Thought Up the Friggin’ Paddles?

Dems Nixed Ideas: Who Thought Up the Friggin’ Paddles?

Here are the nine nixed ideas for the Democratic protest of Trump’s lies at the State of the Union Address. I can report the 9 nixed ideas because … Read more

GAZA: ‘From the Riviera to the Sea’ – Throwing Spaghetti Against the Wall!

GAZA: ‘From the Riviera to the Sea’ – Throwing Spaghetti Against the Wall!

Splat goes the Spaghetti – Past U.S. Presidents have also made off-the-wall erratic statements to see what sticks! Yes, many U.S. Presidents besides Donald Trump have thrown out … Read more

Hellish Fire Escape & False Evacuation Notice: Panic in the Packing!

Hellish Fire Escape & False Evacuation Notice: Panic in the Packing!

This is for everyone in L.A. like me who got a false evacuation notice & thinks sometimes technology sucks! It goes without saying that the world is praying … Read more

Yours Truly Sees a Shrink for Inauguration Anxiety!

Yours Truly Sees a Shrink for Inauguration Anxiety!

Taking one for the team, this Comedy Writer seeks a cure for inauguration anxiety, subjects herself to analysis for Inauguration Day Blues! Sitting in the therapist’s office for … Read more

Gazing Into Our Fearful Future Will Take… Crystal Balls!

Gazing Into Our Fearful Future Will Take… Crystal Balls!

Here are the Top 10 Predictions for our fearful future – bound to turn a U.S. Optimist into a Canadian! Suddenly after one election, our whole world feels upside … Read more

‘Bacon in Every BLT!’ Campaign Promise Makes Pigs Nervous

‘Bacon in Every BLT!’ Campaign Promise Makes Pigs Nervous

“A Chicken in Every Pot” was a catchy slogan back in the day – but so is the orgasmic mouth-watering comfort food bacon in a BLT! No one … Read more

Last Chance for Republicans to Vote Blue: 12 Steps & No Meetings!

Last Chance for Republicans to Vote Blue: 12 Steps & No Meetings!

Convincing Republicans to Vote Blue at the last minute requires 12 Steps & a lotta perks! Since I wrote the article How to Tell if Someone’s in a … Read more

America’s Most ‘Useful Idiot’ Gets in a Russian Unemployment Line!

America’s Most ‘Useful Idiot’ Gets in a Russian Unemployment Line!

It’s November 6, 2024 and “useful idiot” Donald Trump gets in Russia’s Unemployment Line. In my 2017 Humor Times article Russia/U.S. Adjacent — A New Map is Born, … Read more

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