Exclusive: Little Donny Debates His Weary Mother Before He Mutes Her!

Exclusive: Little Donny Debates His Weary Mother Before He Mutes Her!

Donald Trump loves a good debate & he started early: Notes from Mrs. Trump’s Diary on Little Donny! Part 2 – Excerpts from Mrs. Trump‘s Diary on Little … Read more

Analyzing Pinocchio, Woodn’t You?

Analyzing Pinocchio, Woodn’t You?

Analyzing Pinocchio: Losing his cred as the biggest liar, Pinocchio lies down on the shrink’s couch! Listen in to the soul-searching session analyzing Pinocchio led by Dr. Gotwood: DR. … Read more

Words=Money: Millions Accrue as Trump Flaps His Mouth to E Jean Carroll

Words=Money: Millions Accrue as Trump Flaps His Mouth to E Jean Carroll

After playing with Monopoly money all his life, Trump must now put his own money where his mouth is, including every mention of ‘E Jean Carroll’… That’s right, … Read more

Joe Biden Accused: ‘Stole Pen at Bank’ & Other Crimes

Joe Biden Accused: ‘Stole Pen at Bank’ & Other Crimes

Republicans James Comer and ‘Get off my lawn’ Grassley grasp for straws: Joe Biden accused of stealing the Lindbergh baby! Joe Biden accused of various & sundry crimes: … Read more

Top 10 Reasons Michelangelo Said David’s Penis is So Small!

Top 10 Reasons Michelangelo Said David’s Penis is So Small!

Michelangelo: “I say, if it was any bigger – THAT would be pornography!” “Size doesn’t matter” says Michelangelo – and that should be carved in stone! Here’s an old … Read more

How Kevin McCarthy Can Save Face: Top 10 Tips

How Kevin McCarthy Can Save Face: Top 10 Tips

After months of stagnant voting for Speaker of the House, here’s how Kevin McCarthy can save face. How Kevin McCarthy can save face: sure-fire tips for another stubborn … Read more

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