Why Are We Letting Corporate Profiteers Write America’s Farm and Food Policy?

Jim Hightower, Humor Times

America’s farmers are at the mercy of everything from bugs to corporate profiteers to monopolistic middlemen. A farmer was asked what he’d do if he won a million-dollar … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Trump’s Marionette-Worth

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Trump’s Marionette-Worth

Trump’s marionette-worth is highly valued by Putin. Republicans keep Russian around with disinformation. MAGA dissents into calami-TEA. Democracy isn’t broken, it’s being held hostage. Hate never made anything … Read more

Poor Little Lamb Lost His Way

Poor Little Lamb Lost His Way

Team Trump contrives new defense: he just “lost his way.” In a desperate last-ditch effort to defend the ex-president-turned-insurrectionist, lawyers for Donald Trump are now claiming that their … Read more

Amber Heard Loses Shirt – Johnny Depp Saves Face & Swagger!

Amber Heard Loses Shirt – Johnny Depp Saves Face & Swagger!

Satirical Courtroom Quotes after Johnny Depp saves face in the thrilling Defamation Trial! Being that this is my 7th & last article on this trial – hold the applause haha… … Read more

‘Reputable Firm’ to Oversee Biden Racial Equity Program

‘Reputable Firm’ to Oversee Biden Racial Equity Program

World famous law firm to oversee and dispense monies for the racial equity program. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN has learned that the Biden administration has … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: To See or Not To See Hear…

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: To See or Not To See Hear…

“Nothing to see hear,” said the blind and deaf elephant. Of course Trump has “TV” lawyers. It is, after all, a show-trial. A circus is never complete without … Read more

Trump Battered, Ty Cobb Plays Ball

Trump Battered, Ty Cobb Plays Ball

Ty Cobb promises a ‘Home Run;’ but will settle for ‘a Walk’ if Mueller will accept 2 Tickets behind 1st Base… As a lawyer, this Ty Cobb must be thinking … Read more

Top Ten Excuses Why Trump’s Lawyers Nix a Face-to-Face

Top Ten Excuses Why Trump’s Lawyers Nix a Face-to-Face

Trump’s lawyers have a long list of excuses why he can’t make an interview with Robert Mueller — amazingly, none have to do with bone spurs! Since Donald … Read more

Lawyered Up & Liquored Down at Probe Central

Lawyered Up & Liquored Down at Probe Central

A proud non-drinker, our president likes his Diet Coke It’s amazing!  How is it possible that a president could get thru the white-hot Russia Probe without Stormy… I mean JACK Daniels? But, no … Read more

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