What? Progress Being Made in Mississippi? Seriously?

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A working-class Democrat has pulled even with the right-wing incumbent governor, indicating there's progress being made in Mississippi!

There's a common political refrain among Texas progressives: "Thank God for Mississippi." Our own state government, run by corporate lobbyists and right-wing nutballs, is a notorious hellhole for efforts to provide even a little more fairness for the poor, the working class and the environment. So, Lone Star progressives need some straw to grasp to keep from tumbling into the ditch of total despair. Mississippi has been that straw: No matter how mingy our state officials are, Texans can count on the Magnolia State to be one digit worse. But -- Have Mercy! -- Texans are suddenly in danger of losing our reputational buffer, for Mississippi is close to making a momentous upgrade this election year. An unabashed working-class Democrat with a program of For-The-People reforms and an anti-plutocrat campaign for governor has already pulled even with the right-wing incumbent. Thus indicating there is actually some real progress being made in Mississippi! Brandon Presley is the upstart's name. A "little d" democratic populist elected at 23 years old to be mayor of his small hometown (where he still lives), he's now in his fourth term as a highly effective, widely popular member of the state utility commission. There, he has successfully battled the electric power giants and telecom profiteers on behalf of everyday ratepayers, workers and the environment. Presley (who actually is an Elvis cousin!) is not a pure liberal -- he's pro-gun and anti-choice. But this is Mississippi, and while it's essential to strive for the pure light of liberalism, a multiracial majority of workaday Mississippians see Presley as a pure champion of basics they've long been denied -- from health care to voting rights. So, they're rallying for change -- after all, even a dog knows the difference between being stumbled over and being kicked! The people of Mississippi know they're being kicked by the moneyed powers, and Brandon Presley is saying, "Let's kick back." To learn more, go to brandonpresley.com.

Checking the Price You Pay for Corporate Food

Oftentimes, when you suspect you're being gouged by corporate price fixers -- you are. Take the rat-a-tat-tat of today's price jumps at supermarkets and chain restaurants. They make you want to race to the cash register before they raise prices again! "No, no," cry the CEOs of food giants. "It's not us, it's 'supply chain disruptions;'" then corporate politicians and economists chime in with old platitudes about the invisible hand of "supply and demand;" and media know-nothings also pile on, blathering about "ne'er-do-wells" causing a labor shortage. But, hogwash -- your suspicions are right: It's plain ol' price fixing by avaricious food monopolies. Top executives even brag about it when talking to their bankers and stockholders. McDonald's for example, recently told investors that "strategic menu price increases" in the past three months had boosted profits by 63%. Big Mac's CEO exulted: "I'm really proud of how our system has executed pricing." Never mind that it's their customers being executed. "Well," say free-market proselytizers, "just buy from a competitor." But in nearly all segments of today's food economy, a handful of giants control the market, with each one in on the fix. For example, Chipotle, a McDonald's rival, also jacked up prices in the same three-month period, manufacturing an 84% profit increase. Its CEO then gloated to Wall Streeters: "I think we've demonstrated we do have pricing power." By the way, these same giants are also fattening their profits by ripping off their workers. The federal poverty level is now $25,000 a year, with fast-food workers typically getting only $3,000 a year more than that bare minimum for a 40-hour week. But there's the "gotcha" -- the profiteering executives hold each worker to about 26 hours a week, creating a sub-poverty labor force for this multibillion-dollar industry. [post_title] => What? Progress Being Made in Mississippi? Seriously? [post_excerpt] => [post_status] => publish [comment_status] => open [ping_status] => closed [post_password] => [post_name] => progress-being-made-in-mississippi [to_ping] => [pinged] => [post_modified] => 2023-05-19 16:27:07 [post_modified_gmt] => 2023-05-19 23:27:07 [post_content_filtered] => [post_parent] => 0 [guid] => https://www.humortimes.com/?p=107418 [menu_order] => 0 [post_type] => post [post_mime_type] => [comment_count] => 0 [filter] => raw )

A working-class Democrat has pulled even with the right-wing incumbent governor, indicating there’s progress being made in Mississippi! There’s a common political refrain among Texas progressives: “Thank God … Read more

How Can Democrats Save the Party… from their Leaders?

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Instead of blame or surrender, more of Harry Truman's feisty, can-do spirit is needed to save the party from itself.

President Joe Biden recently flew off to Taiwan to assure our allies there that he will fight for them. And a couple of weeks later he was winging off to Saudi Arabia, intending to "repair ties" with that repressive monarchy. In terms of international realpolitik, this flurry of foreign travel might be strategically important, but there's a strategic political reality right here at home that calls for a different presidential itinerary: Our country's midterm congressional elections are less than five months away! Taiwan and Saudi Arabia don't get to vote, but Texas and South Carolina do. So, how about spending a bit more time flying, driving or even whistle-stopping to such places, where many hard-hit working-class families are feeling ignored by the national Democratic Party? They'd like to see President Joe fight for and repair ties with them, and in the process, save the party. In fairness, Biden came through for such families early in his tenure, and his proposals to do more have been deliberately gummed up by such congressional blobs of do-nothingism as Sens. Mitch McConnell and Joe Manchin. But blaming them isn't winning any points for him -- or helping the families now struggling with baby formula shortages, $5 gasoline, continuing farm and factory depression, housing evictions, etc. Instead of blame or surrender, more of former President Harry Truman's feisty, can-do spirit is called for, going straight to the people with an urgent program of Big Actions that people need and want. To hell with placating McConnell and Manchin -- come on, Joe; you're president, not them. And you're not powerless to help people! Want to DO something about corporate price spikes on food and fuel? Rep. Ro Khanna points out that you can and should use the government's emergency authority to do "preemptive buying" on the open market. This would quickly and dramatically cut what consumers now pay, plus the authority is already on the books, so no need to kiss McConnell's butt -- just take direct presidential action for ordinary Americans. This is the difference between giving speeches telling voters you're on their side... and actually being there, so they can see it for themselves. It's honest politics. And it would do a lot to mitigate the cries of "It's over" and "Biden numbers are in the ditch" and "Democrats are doomed." And these are (em) Democrats (/em) talking! Even before November's congressional elections are run, too many conventional-thinking Democratic operatives are surrendering to a presumed Republican sweep. You don't need a political science degree to know that if you start out announcing that you'll lose, chances are you will. After all, who wants to vote for a party that shows no fighting spirit, no confidence in the appeal of its own ideas? A major reason for pessimism about the party's November chances is that its top leaders have decided their candidates can't win in rural areas and smaller factory cities -- so they've quit trying. Worse, they blame the voters, claiming that Trumpism, Fox News BS and culture war conspiracy nonsense have poisoned the minds of people "out there." Thus, they've abandoned the countryside to go all out in big urban areas. Democratic congressional leaders even killed their rural outreach programs, and the former Party chairman officially abandoned the turf in 2018, meekly declaring: "You can't door-knock in rural America." Actually, sir, you can. And if you choose to abandon this whole working-class constituency -- surprise! -- it will abandon you. And the cold fact is that national Democrats didn't just quit going down the dirt roads and factory streets, they've actively been working for several years against families living there -- the trade scams that sucked out union jobs; the shameful bailout of Wall Street bankers who crashed our real economy, while ignoring millions of devastated workaday people; protecting drug profiteers who caused the brutal opioid epidemic; doing nothing about the corporate-caused farm depression still ripping across our land; and so many other vivid examples of top Democrats not hearing, seeing or responding to this vital, FDR-ish constituency of millions that they now blithely dismiss as irredeemable. Did party poobahs think voters wouldn't notice or care how they're being treated? If we want to get them back on our side to help save the party -- then go to them... and get back on their side! [post_title] => How Can Democrats Save the Party... from their Leaders? [post_excerpt] => [post_status] => publish [comment_status] => open [ping_status] => closed [post_password] => [post_name] => save-the-party [to_ping] => [pinged] => [post_modified] => 2022-06-14 17:17:19 [post_modified_gmt] => 2022-06-15 00:17:19 [post_content_filtered] => [post_parent] => 0 [guid] => https://www.humortimes.com/?p=100762 [menu_order] => 0 [post_type] => post [post_mime_type] => [comment_count] => 0 [filter] => raw )

Instead of blame or surrender, more of Harry Truman’s feisty, can-do spirit is needed to save the party from itself. President Joe Biden recently flew off to Taiwan … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews President Joe Biden and Senator Mitch McConnell

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews President Joe Biden and Senator Mitch McConnell
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Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews President Joe Biden and Senator Mitch McConnell.

ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it's The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY DUNCAN Good morning listeners nationwide. Is it a good morning? We'll soon find out. Today on the show my guests are President Joe Biden and Senator Mitch McConnell. [caption id="attachment_62188" align="alignleft" width="400"]Senator Mitch McConnell by DonkeyHotey Mitch McConnell. Image by DonkeyHotey, flickr.com.[/caption] JERRY Welcome Gentlemen. PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN Hey, fellas. Don't you think Nancy Pelosi looks like Betty Boop? SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL It depends which facelift. BIDEN Turtle man, you could use a facelift. You're the only person I know whose psychiatrist told you to lie face down on the couch. MCCONNELL For that remark, I'm going to make you a one term President. BIDEN Won't work. I'm a Senator. Shucks, I mean Congressman. Damn it, I'm the Vice President of the United States of America! JERRY You're the 46th President of the United States. BIDEN C'mon man. You're joking. MCCONNELL It's true. BIDEN Then I'm your boss, Turtle. MCCONNELL Enjoy your short term in office. I'm focused on stopping everything in your administration. Ted Cruz and I are upset that Big Bird talked to Dr. Gupta about getting the Covid vaccine, just because that overstuffed chicken was scared of the virus. The only thing Americans should fear is Marjorie Taylor-Greene. JERRY Yep. She's the only person uglier than you. JERRY Joe. Name all the things you accomplished since being elected President. BIDEN Sure. I got Covid shots in the arms of millions of Americans. My Infrastructure bill passed with bi-partisan support. We're back in the Climate Change game. And I defeated Ronald Reagan. JERRY You mean Donald Trump. BIDEN I beat that asshole? The Lord works in mysterious ways. MCCONNELL That's one thing we both agree. Trump is an asshole. JERRY Turtle. Do you know the difference between Reagan and Trump? MCCONNELL No. JERRY If Trump gets Alzheimer's, his IQ will go up. BIDEN Here's the deal. Alcohol can also cause memory loss. But it can also cause memory loss. MCCONNELL Duncan, I might cut Biden some slack. I have an appointment with the Wizard of Oz to get a heart. JERRY Really? MCCONNELL No. I don't have a spine. I need to maintain my reputation for killing bills. For instance, I won't raise the debt ceiling in December. Let's default on debt payment and rattle the markets. Shutdown the government. Remember, Republicans take care of big money, because big money takes care of them. BIDEN Well, I have a heart. The next part of my Build Back America Act will provide a safety net for Americans and reduce carbon pollution. It will expand child tax credits so parents can go to work. Expand Medicaid and Medicare so people can have better health. All for the low cost of $1.50. I mean $150. Crap, I mean $1.5 trillion. JERRY What do you think, Turtle? MCCONNELL Rich folks will have to pay for all the gimmicks. We don't want to pay for anything. Let the middle class and poor eat cake! JERRY There's no cake left. Chris Christy had the last piece for lunch. MCCONNELL What?! Now I'm depressed. You know, often times I feel ugly. JERRY How do you overcome it? MCCONNELL I look at Ted Cruz and then I'm okay. BIDEN Here's my advice to Americans. You stay healthy by exercising and eating right. No processed food or sweetened beverages. I'm so disciplined that I ended my friendship with an old classmate Chris P. Bacon. JERRY On that note, signing off from the Cornball Express. See you tomorrow The Jerry Duncan Show (c) Dean B. Kaner [post_title] => The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews President Joe Biden and Senator Mitch McConnell [post_excerpt] => [post_status] => publish [comment_status] => open [ping_status] => closed [post_password] => [post_name] => the-jerry-duncan-show-interviews-president-joe-biden-and-senator-mitch-mcconnell [to_ping] => [pinged] => [post_modified] => 2021-11-24 05:48:59 [post_modified_gmt] => 2021-11-24 13:48:59 [post_content_filtered] => [post_parent] => 0 [guid] => https://www.humortimes.com/?p=96876 [menu_order] => 0 [post_type] => post [post_mime_type] => [comment_count] => 0 [filter] => raw )

Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews President Joe Biden and Senator Mitch McConnell. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Senator Bernie Sanders and His Uncle Max Sanders

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Senator Bernie Sanders and His Uncle Max Sanders
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Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Senator Bernie Sanders and His Uncle Max Sanders.

Ed. Note: Announcing an all-new The Jerry Duncan Show series on YouTube! Episodes 1 & 2 are available now (scroll down to see them on this page) and Episodes 3 & 4 will air Monday November 2. The cast features Broadway and television stars. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it's The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY Good morning listeners nationwide. Is it a good morning? Yes, it is. Today on the show my guest is Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders and his Uncle Max Sanders. [caption id="attachment_62370" align="alignleft" width="400"]Senator Bernie Sanders Senator Bernie Sanders. Image by DonkeyHotey, flickr.com.[/caption] JERRY Hi Bernie. SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS Hello my Alaskan friend. I want you to meet my Uncle Max. JERRY Hi Max. MAX SANDERS Can you believe Bernie drags me to this fakakte lake in Vermont to go fishing? BERNIE We're in a boat on Lake Champlain. MAX Champagne, complain. I've never fished in my life! BERNIE Try it, you'll like it. There's bass, trout, northern pike, salmon. MAX What is this a 5 star restaurant? If I want salmon, I'll go to Sol's Deli for lox. BERNIE Jerry. Vermont has 7,000 miles of rivers and streams, 800 lakes and ponds. We can fish in any direction. MAX Can we catch gefilte fish? Give me something to live for. BERNIE When I was a little pisher in Brooklyn, my father took me fishing in the Hamptons. JERRY The Hamptons? That's where all the rich people live. BERNIE Correct. Pops said money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. The problem was we fished in people's koi ponds, so we had to run for our lives. MAX Running. Isn't that how you got the bug to go into politics? BERNIE Absolutely. We poor folk and activists had something in common. We were both fighting for change. In my case, a couple of nickels to rub together. JERRY How about you, Max? What did you do for a living? MAX I was an accountant. BERNIE Uncle Max is the smart one in the family. But he is cheap. JERRY How so? BERNIE Last week, he put a quarter in the parking meter and complained to city hall there wasn't a gumball. Let me give you another instance. Two years ago his wife Ruth asked for diamonds for her birthday. He brought her two -- the eight and the queen. MAX Yes. I'm conservative. BERNIE Don't mention that word. I'm up here to relax from high blood pressure. JERRY So fellas. How do you plan to catch fish? Do you know what you're doing? BERNIE How hard can it be? I have a can of night crawlers, a net and a few fishing rods. JERRY How do you get the worm on a hook? BERNIE You squeeze it through. Then cast the rod and wait for a fish to take the bait. It's not rocket science. MAX I got a better idea. I'll just swim to shore. BERNIE You'll drown. MAX Exactly. BERNIE Jerry. We got a problem. JERRY Did you run out of prune juice? BERNIE This is H-U-G-E. The boat just sprung a leak. MAX The one day I go fishing and end up on the Titanic. BERNIE Don't panic. MAX Where's the life jackets? BERNIE Oy. I forgot them. MAX Can I call a lifeline? BERNIE Regis is dead. BERNIE Jerry. You're a smart man. Should I use Max's toupee to plug the hole? JERRY Nah. Try your ear wax. It's waterproof. Lord knows there must be 79 years worth in that canal. BERNIE Hold on. This might take a while. Lots of crud. MAX Do you need some of mine? BERNIE No. I have so much wax they could put me in a wax museum. JERRY Do you have enough yet? MAX Shut up so he can keep digging. BERNIE You're on schpilkas. I'm digging. I'm digging. JERRY And? BERNIE I found an old Q-tip. BERNIE Wait. I can fill the hole. JERRY Great. BERNIE Now I'll start the motor and we'll head back to shore. The motor doesn't start. MAX This isn't going to end well. Starts singing My Heart Will Go On from the movie Titanic. MAX Near, far where ever you are, I believe that the heart does go on... JERRY See you tomorrow everyone.   The Jerry Duncan Show (c) Dean B. Kaner
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Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Senator Bernie Sanders and His Uncle Max Sanders. Ed. Note: Announcing an all-new The Jerry Duncan Show series on YouTube! … Read more

Trump Meets with Religious Leaders of HATE

Trump Meets with Religious Leaders of HATE
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Religious leaders host annual "Hot Wings and a Prayer" gathering attended by Trump.

Donald Trump met today with top religious leaders of the controversial Holy Antagonistic Theological Elitist society, or HATE as it's more commonly known, for their annual "Hot Wings and a Prayer" roundtable discussion and smackdown. The event, held at an undisclosed Hooters location, featured hillbilly-style arm wrestling, bible-thumping 'longside the head competitions, sing-alongs with dirty disco-dancing Donnie and his all-rural orchestra , as well as a spirited game of "Pin the Tale on the Donkey, Ass!" to wrap-up the day's festivities. religious leaders Trump took the opportunity to assert his own deep personal faith, declaring: "I prays myself, all the time!" He then presented HATE's CEO and president,  Reverend Graham Wizard, with the Trump administration's latest list of revised and abridged biblical passages, to help make them "more accessible and user-friendly in today's modern world": An I for an I, and a me for a me. Do undo others. Judge not, lest ye be judged, liberal assholes! Can a leopard change his spots, and if not where can he launder them? Let him who is without sense off the hook. Eat, drink and be scary. For everything there is a treason. Ye shall not eat of the forbidden fruit, unless you're a Trump platinum member. He who lives by the sword should be allowed to cut a deal. Pride goeth before the fall. In the late summer, I think. Money is the fruit of all evil. Be where false profits. I'm innocent and whitewash my hands of any responsibility. ...and (instead of "Believe in me")... Believe me! [post_title] => Trump Meets with Religious Leaders of HATE [post_excerpt] => [post_status] => publish [comment_status] => open [ping_status] => closed [post_password] => [post_name] => trump-meets-with-religious-leaders-of-hate [to_ping] => [pinged] => https://unlockingthebible.org/2012/03/37-common-english-sayings-from-the-bible/ https://openthebible.org/article/37-common-english-sayings-from-the-bible/ [post_modified] => 2022-10-09 22:30:30 [post_modified_gmt] => 2022-10-10 05:30:30 [post_content_filtered] => [post_parent] => 0 [guid] => https://www.humortimes.com/?p=81885 [menu_order] => 0 [post_type] => post [post_mime_type] => [comment_count] => 0 [filter] => raw )

Religious leaders host annual “Hot Wings and a Prayer” gathering attended by Trump. Donald Trump met today with top religious leaders of the controversial Holy Antagonistic Theological Elitist … Read more

Presidential Committee Finds Liberal ‘Big Words’ Conspiracy

Presidential Committee Finds Liberal ‘Big Words’ Conspiracy
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The reason for the President's use of one- and two-syllable words vs 'big words' has been revealed.

In an impromptu encounter on the White House steps, a small group of reporters asked President Trump whether it was true that a new report has been issued by a committee specially commissioned by the president that claims that the use of "big words" with three syllables or more by politicians is a liberal conspiracy. [caption id="attachment_63467" align="alignleft" width="400"]trump big words The President, indicating the preferred size of words.[/caption] President Trump smiled and replied, “Yes, it's a great report, by a great group, and it was my great idea.” “Can you explain why this is an issue worthy of study by a presidential committee?” queried a reporter. “Sure,” the president responded immediately. “They use big words to try to confuse the public. It all begins with the word liberal. See what I mean: li-ber-al and con-spir-a-cy instead of clear and simple language like 'plan.' That's why I only talk in words with one or two parts, so the people of our country know what I mean, no fake big word stuff.” “But what about your followers who call themselves con-ser-va-tives?” called out another reporter. “I'm glad you asked that, “ exclaimed Trump with a smirk. “Now you know why we changed it to 'Alt Right!'” “But what about the word 'Re-pub-li-can?' shouted another astonished reporter. “I've been working on changing that since I got into office,” said Trump with a wink. “But even pre-si-dent has three syllables,” quipped the reporter, shaking his head. “Oh, I'm working on that too. There are so many words to choose from that are a better fit for me.” At that point the president turned and walked away muttering under his breath, “lord, king, god.” [post_title] => Presidential Committee Finds Liberal 'Big Words' Conspiracy [post_excerpt] => [post_status] => publish [comment_status] => open [ping_status] => closed [post_password] => [post_name] => liberal-big-words-conspiracy [to_ping] => [pinged] => [post_modified] => 2017-10-03 18:42:21 [post_modified_gmt] => 2017-10-04 01:42:21 [post_content_filtered] => [post_parent] => 0 [guid] => https://www.humortimes.com/?p=63445 [menu_order] => 0 [post_type] => post [post_mime_type] => [comment_count] => 0 [filter] => raw )

The reason for the President’s use of one- and two-syllable words vs ‘big words’ has been revealed. In an impromptu encounter on the White House steps, a small … Read more

Populism is Not About Mobs, Anti-Government Rants or Opinion Polls

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Populism is the continuation of America's democratic revolution

If a political pollster asked whether I consider myself a conservative or a liberal, I'd answer, "No." Not to be cute -- I have a bit of both in me -- but because, like most Americans, my beliefs can't be squeezed into either of the tidy little boxes that the establishment provides. I've observed that the true political spectrum in our society does not range from right to left, but from top to bottom. This is how America's economic and political systems really shake out, with each of us located somewhere high or low that spectrum. Right to left is political theory; top to bottom is the reality we actually experience in our lives every day -- and the vast majority of Americans know that they're not even within shouting distance of the moneyed powers that rule from the top of both systems, whether those elites call themselves conservatives or liberals. For me, the "ism" that best encompasses and addresses this reality is populism. What is it? Essentially, it's the continuation of America's democratic revolution. It encompasses and extends the creation of a government that is us. Instead of a "trickle down" approach to public policy, populism is solidly grounded in a "percolate up" philosophy that springs directly from America's founding principle of the Common Good. Few people today call themselves populists, but I think most are. I'm not talking about the recent political outbursts by confused, used and abused Trumpian ranters who've been organized by corporate front groups to spread a hatred of government. Rather, I mean the millions of ordinary Americans in every state who're battling the real power that's running roughshod over us: out-of-control corporations. With their oceans of money and their hired armies of lobbyists, lawyers, economists, consultants and PR agents, these self-serving, autocratic entities operate from faraway executive suites and Washington backrooms to rig the economic and governmental rules so that they capture more and more of America's money and power. You can shout yourself red-faced at Congress critters you don't like and demand a government so small it'd fit in the back room of Billy Bob's Bait Shop, but you won't be touching the corporate and financial powers behind the throne. In fact, weak government is the political wet dream of corporate chieftains, which is why they're so ecstatic to have Trump out front for them. But the real issue isn't small government; it's good government. This is where populists come in. You wouldn't know it from the corporate media, but in just about every town or city in our land you can find some groups or coalitions that, instead of merely shouting at politicians, have come together to find their way around, over or through the blockage that big money has put in the way of their democratic aspirations. Also, in the process of organizing, strategizing and mobilizing, these groups are building relationships and creating something positive from a negative. This is the historic, truly democratic, grassroots populism of workaday folks who strive to empower themselves to take charge economically as well as politically. With the rebellious spirit and sense of hope that has defined America from the start, these populists are directly challenging the plutocratic order that reigns over us. This populism is unabashedly a class movement -- one that seeks not merely to break the iron grip that centralized corporate power has on our country, but also to build cooperative democratic structures so that ordinary people -- not moneyed interests -- define and control our country's economic and political possibilities. It's necessary to restate the solid principles of populism and reassert its true spirit because both are now being subverted and severely perverted by corporate manipulators and a careless media establishment. These debasers of the language misapply the populist label to anyone who claims to be a maverick and tends to bark a lot. Although the targets they're usually barking at are poor people, teachers, minorities, unions, liberals, protestors, environmentalists, immigrants, LGBTQ or other demonized groups that generally reside far outside the center of the power structure -- the barkers are indiscriminately tagged as populist voices -- even when their populist pose is funded by and operates as a front for one or another corporate interest. That's not populism; it's rank hucksterism, disguising plutocrats as champions of the people. And it is important that we call them out on it. 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Populism is the continuation of America’s democratic revolution If a political pollster asked whether I consider myself a conservative or a liberal, I’d answer, “No.” Not to be … Read more

Trump Spox Accuses Rachel Maddow of Being in the Pay of MSNBC News

Trump Spox Accuses Rachel Maddow of Being in the Pay of MSNBC News
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'Rachel Maddow and her Jewish friends will be among the first to go when the liberal genocide begins' – Sara Hukabee Sanders

WASHINGTON DC – Trump spokesman Sara Huckabee Sanders today accused TV commentator Rachel Maddow of being “directly or indirectly in the pay of the liberal, left-leaning MSNBC news organization.” Rachel MaddowSanders noted that "Madcow Maddow," a self-confessed lesbian with “a so-called PhD from some elitist foreign university called Oxford,” has recently “deliberately embarrassed President Trump” by exposing the deep financial and political ties between him and Russian dictator Vladimir Putin." “She is also clearly a Jew in spirit if not in fact,” Sanders added, “which is even worse. Either way, she and her Semitic friends at MSNBC will be among the first to be rounded up when the liberal genocide begins.” Rachel Maddow’s recent shock revelations include the facts that: ● Trump personally intervened to weaken the GOP’s election language condemning Russia’s intervention in the Ukraine. ● Former Trump NSA director Michael Flynn was an unregistered foreign agent during his boss’s 2016 election campaign. Flynn later bribed an FBI official to sabotage Hillary Clinton’s presidential bid. ● Attorney General Jeff Sessions lied to Congress when he claimed never to have met with Russian government ambassador Sergey Kislyak during Trump’s campaign. In fact Sessions met secretly with Kislyak at least three times. Rachel Maddow has also raised questions about Trump’s secretive financial dealings with Azerbaijan billionaire and Transportation minister Ziya Mammadov. The transactions involve billions of rubles. At her daily White House press conference yesterday Sanders closed tightly when responding to reporters’ questions. “Don’t ask me,” she said. “I was not informed. Ha, ha, who can say? I don’t know. What? Nobody told me that. Who knows? That’s not my department. How should I know? Maybe, maybe not. Answering that’s above my pay grade. You’ll have to ask him. I Dunno. We dunno. No one knows. “No further questions. Thank you.” [post_title] => Trump Spox Accuses Rachel Maddow of Being in the Pay of MSNBC News [post_excerpt] => [post_status] => publish [comment_status] => open [ping_status] => closed [post_password] => [post_name] => trump-accuses-rachel-maddow-msnbc [to_ping] => [pinged] => [post_modified] => 2017-10-20 12:17:04 [post_modified_gmt] => 2017-10-20 19:17:04 [post_content_filtered] => [post_parent] => 0 [guid] => https://www.humortimes.com/?p=60326 [menu_order] => 0 [post_type] => post [post_mime_type] => [comment_count] => 0 [filter] => raw )

‘Rachel Maddow and her Jewish friends will be among the first to go when the liberal genocide begins’ – Sara Hukabee Sanders WASHINGTON DC – Trump spokesman Sara … Read more

Thousands of U.S. Citizens Swamp ICE, Demand Deportation

Thousands of U.S. Citizens Swamp ICE, Demand Deportation
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    [post_date] => 2017-02-19 14:20:44
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Gotta get out before Trump throws us all in detention camps,’ say frightened liberals demanding deportation

NYC – More than 30,000 “frightened and terrified” liberal U.S. citizens have swamped the Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency, demanding to be swiftly deported back to their parents’ and grandparents’ countries of origin. [caption id="attachment_59902" align="alignleft" width="400"]citizens demanding deportation Hanalee Bastardsdotter wants to go back to Iceland.[/caption] “I’m an immigrant, my parents were immigrants and my children are DACA immigrants too,” said Luigi Pepperoni, a Democrat from New Jersey. “I demand that me and my family be immediately deported back to Sicily. The mafia ain’t nothing compared to what’s coming. That’s an offer it’s a lot safer to refuse.” “Me too,” said Ingrid Bastardsdotter, clutching her three-year-old, Hanalee. Ms Bastardsdotter immigrated to the USA from Iceland in 1973. “I know we have melting ice and volcanoes, but I’d rather freeze or fry than end up in one of Grupenfuhrer Bannon’s internment camps. “As a liberal columnist working for the Madison Pig and Chicken Breeders Gazette I’m really dangerous. I believe in free-range chickens and not separating piglets from their sows. Throw us out now!” Mrs Zika Virus and her daughter Ebola fled the Sudan three years ago but are now hoping to be sent back “without delay.” “Frankly I can’t afford the air fare for my family, including my Irish husband Seomasich and his 92-year-old mother. “His grandparents lied their way in from Ireland in 1893, claiming to be one of the huddled masses yearning to breathe free. We should all be immediately returned to Dublin, though the Sudan will do too. They only have a civil war going on.” A spokesman for ICE said that deportation requests would be considered, “as always” after reviewing applicants’ religious orientation and skin tone. “I don’t think Ms Bastardsdotter has a chance. She’s blonde and cute and Christian. But Ms Virus and her black-as-the-ace-of-spades daughter Ebola were already on our list. “They’ll be outa here before you can say 'Sieg Heil,' believe me.” [post_title] => Thousands of U.S. Citizens Swamp ICE, Demand Deportation [post_excerpt] => [post_status] => publish [comment_status] => open [ping_status] => closed [post_password] => [post_name] => citizens-ice-demand-deportation [to_ping] => [pinged] => [post_modified] => 2017-02-23 18:53:45 [post_modified_gmt] => 2017-02-24 02:53:45 [post_content_filtered] => [post_parent] => 0 [guid] => https://www.humortimes.com/?p=59901 [menu_order] => 0 [post_type] => post [post_mime_type] => [comment_count] => 0 [filter] => raw )

‘Gotta get out before Trump throws us all in detention camps,’ say frightened liberals demanding deportation NYC – More than 30,000 “frightened and terrified” liberal U.S. citizens have … Read more

Augustus Trumpus

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    [post_date] => 2016-12-06 14:50:35
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Trump is the American Putin, whom none dare criticize, for fear of retribution.

All hail Augustus Trumpus! All hail the American Putin, whom none can criticize! All hail the Great All Knowing One, who reveals "realities" that are not there and finds "facts" that mere mortals cannot detect. Once again, The Amazing Donald has demonstrated his phantasmagoric power of perception, having a new outcome in November's election that others haven't seen. Trump has been greatly perturbed by the official results, which showed that while he won the electoral college majority, he was not the people's choice. Instead, Hillary Clinton won the popular balloting by a margin of more than two million votes. Growing increasingly furious at this affront to his supernatural sense of self, the master of factual flexibility went on Twitter with an amazing revelation: "I won the popular vote," decreed our incoming tweeter in chief! Wow, how did he turn a two million vote loss into a glorious victory? "I won," he tweeted, "if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally." Wow again! Millions? You'd think such a massive conspiracy -- with millions of illegal voters in line at thousands of precincts -- would've been noticed by election officials, GOP poll watchers and the media. How did Trump find this truly incredible fact? It seems he channeled it from the mysterious tweetasphere, specifically from a Texas conspiracy hound who had earlier posted a tweet declaring: "We have verified more than three million votes cast by non-citizens." But this guy turns out to be part of a right-wing fringe group chasing non-existent voter frauds -- exactly none of those three million "illegal" votes have been verified. Stunned that Trump would cite his tweet as proof, he asked sheepishly: "Isn't everything on Twitter fake?" Get used to it -- fakery is reality for America's next president. Unfortunately for us it is not just fakery that we will have to get used to, because President Trumpus happens to have a real knack for irony as well. Trump, who campaigned as populist champion of the working-class, promising that -- by golly -- he was going to take on Wall Street and the corporate elites. But the bitter irony for the working class is that they now see what he meant -- he's literally "taking on" the moneyed powers by taking them onboard his administration. For example, he's brought in Wall Street billionaires to fill the three top economic policy positions in his cabinet! Then there's Betsy DeVos, the billionaire heiress to the scandal-plagued Amway fortune. Her life's work has been trying to defund and privatize the public schools that working-class and middle-class people count on and to eliminate the working-class and middle-class jobs of teachers and support staff. Her new job with Trump? Secretary of Education, where she'll now use our public money to try killing off our public education system. Add to the list Myron Ebell, the honcho of the Competitive Enterprise Institute -- a corporate front group funded by fossil fuel profiteers like Exxon and the Koch brothers -- where he pushed relentlessly to gut the Environmental Protection Agency. Where's he now? Heading Trump's EPA transition team. Also, more than half those making up The Donald's Department of Defense transition team have been executives or lobbyists for such military contractors as Boeing corporation. Overall, according to watchdog group Public Citizen, three-fourths of Trump's transition teams -- which are organizing, staffing, and shaping his new government -- come from CorporateWorld. Not a single working class populist has been allowed a seat at his power table. As America's working stiffs know, if you're not at the table, you're on the menu. And now we know what Augustus Trumpus will be serving. Trump's no populist, he's a full-time corporatist. [post_title] => Augustus Trumpus [post_excerpt] => [post_status] => publish [comment_status] => open [ping_status] => closed [post_password] => [post_name] => augustus-trump [to_ping] => [pinged] => [post_modified] => 2019-08-21 13:38:43 [post_modified_gmt] => 2019-08-21 20:38:43 [post_content_filtered] => [post_parent] => 0 [guid] => https://www.humortimes.com/?p=58605 [menu_order] => 0 [post_type] => post [post_mime_type] => [comment_count] => 0 [filter] => raw )

Trump is the American Putin, whom none dare criticize, for fear of retribution. All hail Augustus Trumpus! All hail the American Putin, whom none can criticize! All hail … Read more

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