Aspersions on Their Asparagus
Casting aspersions on the deserving Louie Gohmerts of the world One of my favorite quotes is from Texas’ 1st Congressional District Representative, Louie Gohmert. It was during a … Read more
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Snowflakes Want Me to be Nicer to Trump
This award-seeking, hard-hitting, investigative journalistic feature has been harshly criticized by certain grammatically-challenged snowflakes. I need to stop and thank all the nice folk who’ve been kind enough to … Read more
Future News: Royal Rumble Tarnishes President Trump’s Inauguration
Inauguration turns into wild melee as them damn ‘librals’ tarnish ‘Merca’ Following one of the most contentious political seasons in recent history, tens of thousands of Democrats gathered … Read more
Yet Another Holiday of Guilt
Another guilt-based holiday you may not even know about The autumn dark is lengthening, which harkens the English-speaking, Judeo-Christian Holiday Season is about to split open wider than … Read more
