Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/6/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Paul Rudd, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/3/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Lucky Charms, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Former French Colonies Warn ‘Humanitarian Intervention’ Will Crush ‘Dictator Macron’
Former French colonies have come to the rescue of the Yellow Jacket protesters in the streets of Paris. Don’t worry, Paris: help is at hand! Your old friends, … Read more
President Practicing Patented Trump Handshake for Kim Jung-un
Trump handshake must be in top form for important meeting of heads of state. Fearing that he could be outdone by Kim Jung-un when they meet in a … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/30/18
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Angela Merkel Gives Up on World After One Day with Trump
There is no hope for the world, German leader Angela Merkel has decided, after spending time with the U.S. president. BERLIN, Germany — After spending an entire day … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/15/17
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
