Top 20 Reasons Trump Would Want to Make Puerto Rico the 51st State
President Trump has set his sights on Puerto Rico as the 51st State — Here are his top 10 reasons. After his grand plans to annex Canada and … Read more
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What We Heard at the State of the Union (from a Gold-Plated Podium)
Here’s what we heard during Trump’s first SOTU of his second term, speaking from his gold-plated podium. America tuned in to the State of the Union Tuesday night, … Read more
Welcome to the Museum of the Deep State
Brainchild of FBI Director Kash Patel, the former FBI headquarters is now the Museum of the Deep State. By Charles Burress Welcome to the new Museum of the … Read more
Mayor Adams Cedes Central Park Development Rights to Trump
In return, Mayor Adams is set to receive extra security and a preemptive pardon for any crimes committed as mayor. Sources close to the New York City Mayor … Read more
Second Go-Around Bound to Be Worse than the First
The second go-around of MAGA mismanagement of our government is a disaster-in-waiting. Here we go again — *sigh* — the second go-around of MAGA mismanagement of our beloved … Read more
Latest Trump Merch: MAGA Magic Wands
President-elect announces first post-election Trump merch offering: MAGA Magic Wands. New Trump merch was unveiled today, highlighting his latest venture and featuring his own official line of MAGA Magic … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Psychophants on Fire!
Liar, liar! Psychophants on fire! Trump scams MAGA succors. America has been repossessed souly for financial malfeasance. The Don of a new error breaks in the mourning-time. Talkative … Read more
From the I Told You So Department
MAGA’ers getting close-up look at shitshow they put into office. What can I say, I told you so! What can I say, except “I told you so!” It … Read more
Trump Derangement Cure: The 2025 Plan to Heal America
By D.F. Brady Breaking News: Should Trump win, his administration would implement special “treatments” for “Trump Derangement Syndrome.” In a stunning leak, an anonymous whistleblower — let’s call … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: One Dementional
Donald Trump is one dementional. Trump has real issues, but refuses to talk about them. Disinformation is raining down on us like cats and dogs! Trump rallies: Obscenes … Read more
