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Since Trump took the oath of office, faith leaders across the country have had to work overtime. It’s been 61 days since Donald J. Trump took the oath … Read more
President Trump has set his sights on Puerto Rico as the 51st State — Here are his top 10 reasons. After his grand plans to annex Canada and … Read more
Here’s what we heard during Trump’s first SOTU of his second term, speaking from his gold-plated podium. America tuned in to the State of the Union Tuesday night, … Read more
Brainchild of FBI Director Kash Patel, the former FBI headquarters is now the Museum of the Deep State. By Charles Burress Welcome to the new Museum of the … Read more
In return, Mayor Adams is set to receive extra security and a preemptive pardon for any crimes committed as mayor. Sources close to the New York City Mayor … Read more
The second go-around of MAGA mismanagement of our government is a disaster-in-waiting. Here we go again — *sigh* — the second go-around of MAGA mismanagement of our beloved … Read more
President-elect announces first post-election Trump merch offering: MAGA Magic Wands. New Trump merch was unveiled today, highlighting his latest venture and featuring his own official line of MAGA Magic … Read more
Liar, liar! Psychophants on fire! Trump scams MAGA succors. America has been repossessed souly for financial malfeasance. The Don of a new error breaks in the mourning-time. Talkative … Read more
MAGA’ers getting close-up look at shitshow they put into office. What can I say, I told you so! What can I say, except “I told you so!” It … Read more
By D.F. Brady Breaking News: Should Trump win, his administration would implement special “treatments” for “Trump Derangement Syndrome.” In a stunning leak, an anonymous whistleblower — let’s call … Read more
