Trump to Jump Over Man-Eating Shark at Next Rally
The former president promises to jump over a man-eating shark in water skis outside his Mar-a-Lago Resort. Former President Donald Trump will do just about anything to entertain … Read more
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CDC Issues Tea-Rump Fever Alert
Agency warns: You may be infected with Tea-Rump fever if… The Center for Disease Control has issued an alert for a possible resurgence of the very dangerous Tea-Rump … Read more
New Rule: RNC Debaters May Be Slimed
In order to boost debate ratings, the RNC is adding a risk factor: participants may be slimed. The Republican National Committee, which sponsors this year’s Republican primary debates, … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Dark Farce
Republicans have surrendered to the dark farce. The Republican presidential field: Different assholes, same shit. The rear ends justify their meanness. Real lies what you are told may … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews NY Congressman George Santos
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews 34-year old New York Congressman George Santos. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan … Read more
Yawn! Kari Lake Again Claiming Election Fraud
It’s now default behavior for MAGA Republicans: Denying democracy, having temper tantrums and claiming election fraud. Habitual election denier and Arizona gubernatorial candidate Kari Lake is yet again … Read more
Kanye West Manages to Make Alex Jones Cringe
Making Alex Jones cringe is quite a feat. As the late John Lennon might have put it, “Imagine there’s no Kanye. It’s easy if you try.” Kanye West … Read more
Trump’s New Campaign Theme: Make America Miserable Again (MAMA)
Donald Trump’s presidential candidate slogan should shift from MAGA to Make America Miserable Again (MAMA). It seems clear former President Donald Trump’s abiding wish is for people in … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Defund a Mental Racist
Keep America free: Defund a mental racist! Donald Trump is the biggest worm ever to come out of the Big Apple. Trump’s Truth Social posts: A cornered rant. … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Nut Kraken Time!
Time to kraken zee nut! Trump: An un-presidented criminal. Which hunt is going to get him first? Trump puts the “cult” into culture wars. Truth Social: Apps for … Read more
