Kanye West Manages to Make Alex Jones Cringe
Making Alex Jones cringe is quite a feat. As the late John Lennon might have put it, “Imagine there’s no Kanye. It’s easy if you try.” Kanye West … Read more
MAGA
Trump’s New Campaign Theme: Make America Miserable Again (MAMA)
Donald Trump’s presidential candidate slogan should shift from MAGA to Make America Miserable Again (MAMA). It seems clear former President Donald Trump’s abiding wish is for people in … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Defund a Mental Racist
Keep America free: Defund a mental racist! Donald Trump is the biggest worm ever to come out of the Big Apple. Trump’s Truth Social posts: A cornered rant. … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Nut Kraken Time!
Time to kraken zee nut! Trump: An un-presidented criminal. Which hunt is going to get him first? Trump puts the “cult” into culture wars. Truth Social: Apps for … Read more
Clown Prince Trump Lies … In State
The Clown Prince of Politics plans to cash in on the worldwide vigils for Queen Elizabeth II. Donald Trump, aka The Clown Prince of Politics, has announced he … Read more
Anti-Abortion Activists Lobby to Arm Fetuses
Second Amendment rights should be give to the unborn, say anti-abortion activists. In Georgia, a fetus now qualifies for tax credits and child support and is to be … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Dunce Fever
Trump’s looney tune gives Republicans dunce fever Trumpworld is teaming with Oaf-Keepers. MAGA demands the right to remain violent. “Proud Boy” Roger is Trump’s goose-stepping Stone. Nixon gave … Read more
Trump Rally: 2024
A look forward to his next presidential run: hold onto your MAGA hats, it’s the 2024 version of a Trump Rally! Into the hall stream Trumpists for a … Read more
Neanderthals Protest Comparisons to Trump Supporters
“Unfair and untrue” say neanderthals, claiming false equivalence between them and the MAGA crowd. Activists representing neanderthals gathered today at the nation’s capital to protest “unfair and untrue” … Read more
MTG: ‘Gazpacho’ Remark About Pelosi Ruining Cafeteria Menu
Marjorie Taylor Greene clarifies her “gazpacho” remark in a recent press conference: exclusive report! Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene recently ranted that Nancy Pelosi’s “gazpacho” police were patrolling the … Read more
