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“Unfair and untrue” say neanderthals, claiming false equivalence between them and the MAGA crowd. Activists representing neanderthals gathered today at the nation’s capital to protest “unfair and untrue” … Read more
Marjorie Taylor Greene clarifies her “gazpacho” remark in a recent press conference: exclusive report! Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene recently ranted that Nancy Pelosi’s “gazpacho” police were patrolling the … Read more
Rudy suffers from Giuliani jerk reactions. Giuliani is like an unhinged shudder. Bad losers always lose badly. Trump will miss leading us. Truth is not truth… when it … Read more
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews a Trump voter from the swing state of Wisconsin. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The … Read more
After the Mount Rushmore plan fell through, Trump’s team did not give up trying to find a suitable location for a proper Trump monument. “White House reached out … Read more
The outlook wasn’t brilliant for the Miami nine that day, with COVID at the Bat: The Covid tests they took were few, with sixty games to play, And … Read more
Sure, it’s easy to find many who have turned against the president, but what about the new Trump supporters? A couple of years back, The New York Times … Read more
Trump excited to win over Dems with new Blue MAGA hat, then has biggest temper tantrum yet. The White House staff has been more on edge than usual … Read more
After an exhaustive 33 year search, social distancing has helped Waldo hunter Jason Thromb finally realize his dream. If anything good can possibly result from the Coronavirus pandemic … Read more
Here are some future Trump tweets you’re bound to see, based on a scientific analysis of his historical tweeting habits. Libraries are a major place for the fake … Read more
