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Precedent-setting case, “Justice Department vs. E. Jean Carroll,” ends in reversal of defamation suit against the current president. Justice Clarence Thomas, writing for a 6-3 majority in Phase … Read more
Shocking breaking news today, one week in the future: Trump locked up for violating gag order! Former President Donald J. Trump was sentenced to jail time on Monday, … Read more
Breaking News – well, any day now! Like a cornered Lion, Trump’s lying in wait for his DNA samples to be taken, and his comeuppance and/or slap on … Read more
“As it happens, the Bible censored his name,” God said about the Holy Ghost. “His real name was the Holy Goat.” The poet Dylan Thomas drank 18 glasses … Read more
New York criminal tax fraud jury finds Trump organization guilty on all counts: Donald’s long-feared “witch hunt” hits home. The Daily Beast reports that a Manhattan jury has … Read more
Hanging out with my friend God in Central Park, he told me about a meeting he’d had with the Buddha. As we were sitting on our favorite bench … Read more
Since my drinking buddy God had alluded to his plagues, I asked him about the killing off of Egyptian first-borns. In several of our conversations, God had alluded … Read more
Over drinks, God told me about His Father and Son relationship with Jesus: “He probably thought I had forsaken him.” The next time we got together for drinks, … Read more
According to my friend God, Heaven and Hell doesn’t exist anymore. Here’s what He said about it, over coffee in Manhattan one morning. One morning I was having … Read more
