Slightly Future News: Trump Locked Up
Shocking breaking news today, one week in the future: Trump locked up for violating gag order! Former President Donald J. Trump was sentenced to jail time on Monday, … Read more
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Top 10 Embarrassing Trump DNA Samples Taken
Breaking News – well, any day now! Like a cornered Lion, Trump’s lying in wait for his DNA samples to be taken, and his comeuppance and/or slap on … Read more
The Holy Goat
“As it happens, the Bible censored his name,” God said about the Holy Ghost. “His real name was the Holy Goat.” The poet Dylan Thomas drank 18 glasses … Read more
Witch Hunt Finally Succeeds
New York criminal tax fraud jury finds Trump organization guilty on all counts: Donald’s long-feared “witch hunt” hits home. The Daily Beast reports that a Manhattan jury has … Read more
Dining Out with the Buddha
Hanging out with my friend God in Central Park, he told me about a meeting he’d had with the Buddha. As we were sitting on our favorite bench … Read more
Plagues, Etc.
Since my drinking buddy God had alluded to his plagues, I asked him about the killing off of Egyptian first-borns. In several of our conversations, God had alluded … Read more
Father and Son
Over drinks, God told me about His Father and Son relationship with Jesus: “He probably thought I had forsaken him.” The next time we got together for drinks, … Read more
Heaven and Hell
According to my friend God, Heaven and Hell doesn’t exist anymore. Here’s what He said about it, over coffee in Manhattan one morning. One morning I was having … Read more
A Chat About ‘The Fall’
In a continuing conversation with God, he says that “The Fall of Man” was really about Adam and Eve hating poison ivy. God and I were wandering down … Read more
