Our First Parents
I asked my drinking companion to give me his version of the story of our “First Parents.” I was having drinks with God in a Manhattan bar when … Read more
Manhattan
Bearing a Cross
Jesus Christ himself was recently found in Manhattan, bearing His cross while begging for alms and talking to passers by. Homeless and stuck on a cross, Jesus Christ … Read more
The Supreme Bumbler and the Big Bang
Did the Big Bang outdo the ‘Supreme Bumbler’? A discussion with God at a bar in Manhattan’s Lower East Side. I was having beers with God at a … Read more
NYC to Become First City to Legalize Recreational Homicide
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Demand for “Recreational Homicide” licenses are expected to be quite high in New York, says Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg. In an … Read more
Subpoena: Hell No, Ivanka Won’t Go! Unless…
Ivanka Trump is refusing a subpoena to appear at Congressional hearings. However, our reporter reveals that Ivanka may be persuaded to appear if certain conditions are met. Lawyers … Read more
Strange Man Shoots Innocent Bystander in the Middle of 5th Avenue and Gets Away with It
The tiny-handed man had bragged he could do it in public on 5th Avenue over a year ago – turns out he was right. A man stood brazenly … Read more
