Trump: I’m the Perfect Role Model for America’s Children
Says his lying, insulting and boasting makes him “the greatest” role model, displaying a pathway to success for kids. With Frank Sinatra’s “My Way” playing in the background, … Read more
mar-a-lago
Dining Chez Donald
By Red Barnes Should you be lucky enough to get an invite to dine “Chez Donald” at the home of our once and future president, you might be … Read more
Trump’s Plans to ‘Reshape America’
The ex-prez says he will “reshape America” with a “War on the impoverished” – “Every state should be like Texas,” he says. Anticipating victory in a presidential race … Read more
Long Sought Tomb Unearthed Under Mar-a-Lago Garage
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Patron Saint of Songwriters and Blues Singers was from ancient times, making this Mar-a-Lago garage discovery quite historic. According to SNN … Read more
RFK Makes Outreach for New Job
RFK made overtures to both major political parties, hoping to secure a new job. News sources revealed that presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. has made overtures to … Read more
America the Beautiful
On his toilet squatted Donald Trump “Giddy-up, giddy-up,” he shouted at his rump He pushed and pushed and pushed some more but nothing came out but a flatulent … Read more
Short on Cash, Mar-a-Lago Dinner Parties Go Bare Bones!
Donald Trump is cutting back on the Steak & Ice Cream at his Mar-a-Lago dinner parties. Remember Trump’s fancy Dinner Parties at Mar-a-Lago where he served his “beautiful … Read more
A Day with Trump
Our Conservative Capitol Correspondent follows Donald Trump around to produce his exclusive report: A Day with Trump. By Llib Epot, Conservative Capitol Correspondent Dateline: Mar-a-Lago — The following … Read more
‘Sticky Fingers Trump’ Embezzles from Slush Fund
Insider denounces “Sticky Fingers Trump” for defalcation, Trump unpredictably calls it a “witch hunt.” Whistleblower testimony alleges that former President Donald J. “Sticky Fingers Trump” dipped into the … Read more
Want to Live Like a President? Trump to Sell Private Quarters at Mar-a-Lago
Former president and current defendant in multiple court cases Donald J. Trump wants to sell his private quarters in Florida to raise funds. In an effort to scare … Read more
