Trump’s ‘Fraudian Slip’ During FBI Mar-a-Lago Raid!
In an unprecedented “Fraudian Slip” during the Mar-a-Lago raid, Trump admitted to taking home 15 boxes of Goya Refried Beans! Exclusive Transcript of the Mar-a-Lago Raid: TRUMP ‘They … Read more
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Alternate Cabinet Positions Awarded Ahead of Glorious Return to Power
Particular cabinet positions and assignments were largely based on donation size and amount of praise heaped. By P.W.M. Greenfield No one was surprised that he was charging the … Read more
Trump Shields Mobster Fleeing Federal Custody
A hit man from a New York State crime family asked Trump to help shield him after escaping federal custody, say authorities. A mobster who murdered three people … Read more
In Historic Deal, US to Allow Donald Trump to Preside as ‘Alt-President’
Exclusive Report! Alternative elections to be held on the Tuesday after regular elections; Alt-President gets own Alt-Twitter account. In a historic agreement between the federal government, the Federal … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 2/16/21
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, … Read more
Where to Go Now? A Place for Don
Where can the former president go now? Mar-a-Lago doesn’t want him, neither does New York. He needs “A Place for Don”… After learning that the President had lost … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/29/20
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, … Read more
White House Doctors Distraught Over Flurry of Coherent Tweets
A series of coherent tweets from the president raises alarms. Dr. Sean Conley and his staff at Walter Reed Medical Center expressed deep concern today that the coronavirus … Read more
Future Trump Tweets
Here are some future Trump tweets you’re bound to see, based on a scientific analysis of his historical tweeting habits. Libraries are a major place for the fake … Read more
Weather Map Doodler Not Yet Found: Trump Has an Inkling!
Donald Trump draws attention to his penmanship in weather map doodler mystery! Yesterday, during a rare emergency session, the House of Representatives voted against all Sharpies sold, until … Read more
