White House Doctors Distraught Over Flurry of Coherent Tweets
A series of coherent tweets from the president raises alarms. Dr. Sean Conley and his staff at Walter Reed Medical Center expressed deep concern today that the coronavirus … Read more
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Future Trump Tweets
Here are some future Trump tweets you’re bound to see, based on a scientific analysis of his historical tweeting habits. Libraries are a major place for the fake … Read more
Weather Map Doodler Not Yet Found: Trump Has an Inkling!
Donald Trump draws attention to his penmanship in weather map doodler mystery! Yesterday, during a rare emergency session, the House of Representatives voted against all Sharpies sold, until … Read more
Golfing with The Donald: Trump Reviews His Golf Courses
It will come as no surprise to anyone, but Trump highly recommends all of his golf courses, even those that don’t yet exist. If it’s the weekend, Donald … Read more
If You Can’t Stand the Heat… Get Out of the White House
“We’ll always have Mar-a-Lago”… Heard on Air Force One after the release of the redacted Mueller Report: MELANIA So, how was your day? DONALD Shut up. MELANIA Tonight, … Read more
Mar-a-Lago Tax Prep Inc.
We’re Mar-a-Lago Tax Prep Inc., and we’ve got the answers to your tax filing questions. Have you filed your taxes yet? With the April 15th deadline having just … Read more
Top 10 Reasons Why I, Yujing Zhang, Came to Mar-a-Lago Without a Bathing Suit
The further adventures of the Dung Dynasty… A 32-year-old mysterious Chinese woman was able to gain access to Mar-a-Lago with a bagful of Malware technology & insisted she … Read more
The Wall We Need to Build
The wall we need is not along the southern border, it’s around Mar-a-Lago. A fitting epitaph for the tombstone of our current president would be, “Here Lies Donald … Read more
Trump’s Border War
A border war of choice that hurts us, instead of protects us “What did you do in the border war, Daddy?” “I was in an Army platoon on … Read more
Trump Proposes Expanded Plan for Border Protection
Trump wants a buffer zone for “added border protection.” Trump has come up with an expanded proposal to keep any “illegals” from entering the US, using added border … Read more
